Will they ever invent a hybrid hotdog?
2006-06-19 17:45:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
well that is elementary my dear. It is George Bush's fault. He caused the hurricane to flood Mississippi and Louisiana where all the ketchup factories are and the hurricanes in Florida where the tomatoes are grown. This has slowed the process and caused the price to shoot through the roof!! All in a plot to make a fortune from his investments with Heinz (John Kerry's wife's fortune family). You did know that GW has a hotline to God to cause these things, right?
2006-06-19 17:57:05 · answer #1 · answered by MissCan'tBeWrong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why shouldn't ketchup cost more per gallon than gas? Milk does. As for the hot dog thing, you have all meat, all beef, chicken, turkey and tofu. The hybrid ones are made with beef, pork and chicken or turkey.
2006-06-20 00:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by Radio Spy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long does a gallon of ketchup last? If a gallon of gas lasted as long no one would care about the price.
2006-06-20 05:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by Tommy G. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its all economics. If we decided to use ketchup as fuel, we would make a hell of a lot more of it till the supply and demand for it where equal at a price less than the current cost of gas.
2006-06-20 00:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by chicagoan86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well ketchup is a condiment not a necessity of life. 32 ounces of ketchup lasts about a month at my house and I do not put it on hotdogs because that's gross.
2006-06-20 00:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by mockingbirdkiller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question should be the other way round...why is gas so much cheaper than ketchup.
If you step out of the USA, you'll find, gas is costly everywhere - much much more pricey than ketchup...except of course in countries like USA or Venezuela, where it is cheaper than mineral water or ketchup...due to populist policies of the governments.
2006-06-20 00:50:11 · answer #6 · answered by Maloy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ketchup is red gold...i started stocking up on it...its gonna be worth shitloads one day...hey, ever tried leaving a ketchup pack just underneat your toilet seat, between the seat and the actual toilet...then wait for someone to use the throne....fun im telling yah.
2006-06-20 00:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by thom jones 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause you use much more gas than ketchup.
2006-06-20 00:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by Nettie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even bottle of water cost more than gas... 12 oz water bottle is $1.00. Gallon of gas is 3.... think about it...
2006-06-20 00:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by john s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it tastes a heck of a lot better than gas.
2006-06-20 00:50:10 · answer #10 · answered by opjames 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋