They say that laughter rejuvenates the soul and right now my souls in need of a spa treatment.
2006-06-19 16:35:03 · 14 answers · asked by hippiegirl672003 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Q: What do you do with an Elephant that has three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
2006-06-19 17:19:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a woman found alladin lantern, the jenny told here that what ever she asks her husbend will have the same but 10 times more, she requested to be the most beutiful woman on earth, and the jenny said but your husbend will be 10 times buetiful as you and she accepted, second she asked to be veary rich and her husbend became 10 times richer, then she asked the jenny to take her to a hospital and to have a mild heart attack
2006-06-20 01:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by kabooz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Define 'noise'.
- 2 skeletons making love on a corrugated zinc roof.
2006-06-19 23:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
2006-06-20 03:16:41 · answer #4 · answered by brucebirdfield 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k i'll indulge you on this one.
A young couple gets married and on the first night the husband , a big man, takes off his trousers and throws them to his wife and says," put these on."
she puts them on and says," i can't wear these, they are too big for me,"
to which he replies, That's right. and don't forget it. - i'm the man who wears the trousers in this family."
With that the young wife takes off her knickers and says," try these on."
he only gets as far as putting them over one knee, because it could not fit, obviously.
He says,"hell, - i cant get into your knickers." to which the wife responds:" yes, and you won't. unless your goddamn attitude changes!"
2006-06-19 23:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by NUCKING FUTS!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you drop all your needs you 'll get the most healthy laugh, otherwise you are begging for alms.
2006-06-19 23:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by Oleg B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bunch of ropes get kicked out of a bar, one of them sneaks back in.Bartender: "Hey, wait a minute aren't you one of them Ropes?" Rope: "Nope, a frayed knot"
2006-06-19 23:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by Mr.Obvious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you keep a nerd in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
2006-06-20 01:07:47 · answer #8 · answered by Vinny78 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If -sham- means fake or counterfeit; and -poo- is whatever it is that poo is -- why would you wash your hair with something called Shampoo?
2006-06-20 06:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnyjunk.com give it a try... pleeeeaaaseeee I laughed my head off... funny pictures, funny videos, insanity tests....
2006-06-19 23:49:07 · answer #10 · answered by princess_Coconuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋