I am a total movie junkie and I keep this big ol' book full of quotes from movies. I just want to hear what some of your favs are. See if there are any I don't have, or do have either way.
2006-06-19 16:30:53 · 55 answers · asked by Cass 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Coming to America
man 1: Aww man you ain't never met no Dr. Martin Luther King
man 2: Yes I did !!
man 3: aww fool, you aint't meet him
man 2: **** you, **** you, **** you! Who's next?
2006-06-19 16:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by badkittytoys 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I've been going to this high school for 71/2 years... I'm no dummy." -Better Off Dead
"What if they're not customers? What if they're drug dealers?!"
-The Goonies
"ABORT THE FETAL POSITION!"- W/O a Paddle
"Why is the rum gone?"-POTC
“Do you not see that you have insulted the freaks?!”
-Madagascar
"There's something alive in here."-Star Wars
"FORD: How would you react if I told you that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
ARTHUR: I don't know. Why? Do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to say?" -Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
“You wanna become a cheerleader to prove
to a girl that you are not a loser?”
-Dodgeball
2006-06-19 16:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan): I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan): Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
John Vernon (The Mayor): Intent? How did you establish that?
Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan): : When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
2006-06-19 16:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you build it, he will come
Teacher says every time a bell ring an angel get's his wings
Your side, my, side, what the hell does it make a difference anyway
You had me at hello
A teacher has two jobs; fill young minds with knowledge, yes, but more important, give those minds a compass so that that knowledge doesn't go to waste
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley
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2006-06-19 16:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by shortygoldstein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funkey ButtLoving rookie of the year ( i think thats the movie name. were the kid broke his arm and can throw fast.)
I'll Be Back. terminat
the big ol rolling turd RV
The De-pelter 5000 this is going to sting. Over the Hedge
She Flew away. Jeepers Creepers 2
Luke I am your father Star wars ( did i really need to give the movie title for that one??)
2006-06-19 16:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by jacksonvill_high 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's a good day to die, McDougal ... wee! wee!" - Van Wilder
"Still alive, baby?" (or something to that effect) - Mr & Mrs Smith
"Yipee ki yay, motherf*cker" - Die Hard (which one, I can't remember)
"The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The godd*mn pen is bluuuuuue!" - Liar Liar, of course! :)
"Baby, I'm gonna buttah yo bread" - Super Troopers
Chief: "If I hear the word Shenanigans one more time ..."
Rabbit (I think): "Hey Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you go to all the time?"
Farva: "What, Shenanigans?"
Chief: "Godd*ammit!" -- Super Troopers
Joanna: How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing... criminal... man.
Peter: Well that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh. --- Office Space
Nina: Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment --- Office Space
Most of these are only funny if you've seen the movies ...
2006-06-19 16:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by Aussie Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have 3 of them (squeal like a pig, boy!) from the movie Deliverance. The other is from True Romance when Patricia Arquette tells Kevin Bacon (you killed him, that is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me) and my third is from the old movie To kill a Mocking Bird (they tied him up in the courthouse basment and he almost died from the mildew)
2006-06-19 16:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by pamelacline44 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese, don't you know I'm loco?"-Hansel, Zoolander
There is a ton of quotes I love from "Waiting For Guffman", but I can't remember any right now, that is the funniest movie I have ever seen though.
This is my favorite quote from a t.v. show, "It's not a coldsore, I bumped my lip on a biscuit"-Geoffry Jellineck, Strangers With Candy.
Oh, and also "Just Goofin, New Boot Goofin"- Dangle, Reno 911
2006-06-19 16:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by mo-z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This town needs an enema!" Jack Nicholson as The Joker In Batman "You make me want to be a better man." Jack Nicholson to Helen Hunt in As Good As It Gets "Exit, stage right!" Snagglepuss "Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn!" Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind Favourite movie: The Last Emperor
2016-05-20 03:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the movie Eight Men Out, its about the early 1900's chicago white sox team that threw the world series to get back at there owner....
first game of the series, the starting lineups, a player from cincinatti (watching the white sox warm up) says.."these guys don't look so tough"...his team-mate turns to him and says..."yeah, that's what custer said just before the indian's took the field"...lol
2006-06-19 16:44:56 · answer #10 · answered by the_kid_can_whale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The greatest trick the devil ever played, was convincing the world he didn't exist, and like that he's gone ~ The Usual Suspects
Cardinal Glick - "The catholic church does not make mistakes"
Rufus - "What about the silent consent of the slave trade..."
Bethany - "Or the non-invovlement of the holocaust?"
CG - "Okay mistakes were made..." ~ Dogma.
She turned me into a newt. (Pause) I got better ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
2006-06-19 17:42:02 · answer #11 · answered by goodcanadiangirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋