Thats right, Gods rival versus nature's most vicious killer. Fight!!!
2006-06-19 16:04:28 · 13 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Chuck Norris once ROUND HOUSED KICKED a bear so heard it flew into space and that's where the Ursa major constellation came from.
2006-06-19 16:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris!!!
2006-06-19 23:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by thesting156 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see it happening. Animals have a natural instinct to run from Chuck Norris rather than fighting him. Lol . Come on that's funny!
2006-06-19 23:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by treebark 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Norris would kill the bear and then go out wearing his fur and by another total gym !!! and train to get in shape for his next fight... with Steven Seagul !!!!! in which Norris would kill him with a kung fu kick to the nuts !!!!
LONG LIVE CHUCK F'ING NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-20 00:24:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't they do that episode? they went camping and ended up hiding in a cabin. They didi get away, got to hand it to them there but niether won. SO I guess I say DRAW, Chuck Norris would take pity on the POOR BEAST.
2006-06-19 23:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by brandon p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles Bronson
2006-06-19 23:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by >>>>>>> 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris would win, now if it was vs a killer whale i would have to go with the whale because isnt god/jesus sopposed to walk on water? the whale would just jump out and get him.
2006-06-19 23:08:08 · answer #7 · answered by brocklese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris
2006-06-19 23:17:02 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like chuck norris, but he'd be a big ol bear turd !!!!
2006-06-19 23:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by pritigrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the sizae of a bear...chuck norris actually isn't that tough...i can kick his ***...
2006-06-19 23:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋