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2006-06-19 14:35:13 · 11 answers · asked by BIG BUTTED PORKEE 1 in Dining Out Italy Florence

11 answers

Mmmm... no. I think it's funny.

2006-06-19 14:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by missgoddessrachel 5 · 0 0

What do you mean "wrong places"?? Like in a quiet movie? While the dentist is working on your teeth? On a date? In church. Speaking of church; Confusious say: He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.
Anyway, why don't you try some beano? Either that or lay off the taco bell.

2006-06-19 14:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by Mary H 2 · 0 0

the only way you can make it less disgusting is by staying away from meat and diary. they are known to help produce the smelliest farts!!! Also...laugh it off and people will laugh with you...HOPEFULLY!!!

2006-06-19 14:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by liljomo1234 5 · 0 0

Whatever else you do, never fart in an empty elevator.

2006-06-19 14:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by RON C 3 · 0 0

Try beano or gas x. Mary H is soooo funny.

2006-06-19 18:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by # one 6 · 0 0

Your question made me wonder what the "Right" places to fart might be !!

Parp on dude !!!

2006-06-20 02:57:29 · answer #6 · answered by Uri 3 · 0 0

when you feel the urge go to someplace private quickly and let it all out and you could take antacids or gas relief medication.

2006-06-19 15:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by pearu 1 · 0 0

Sure blame it on who's ever sitting next to you.

2006-06-19 17:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by AL 6 · 0 0

Take beano and there BE NO GAS.

2006-06-19 16:25:01 · answer #9 · answered by KuTeNezz 2 · 0 0

just say someone in the rooms name and everyone will think it is them

2006-06-19 14:42:45 · answer #10 · answered by tregg k 2 · 0 0

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