If mormons or Jehovah's witnesses were to give you an INCENTIVE to listen to what they have to say, what would that have to be???
2006-06-19 14:26:02 · 17 answers · asked by Antny 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
invite them in for whiskey and cigarettes, tell them you'll take turns listening and talking. once the whiskey takes effect, they will loosen up, then you can move on to "stronger" stuff. my last husband was a jehovah witness....i gave him an INCENTIVE to listen. remember, YOU CONTROLL THE DRUG...ERRRR....JEHOVAH WITNESS, THE...THEY DO NOT CONTROLL YOU!!
2006-06-19 17:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I heard Mormon missionaries have 1 day a week that they are required to do service all day. no preaching just service, their personal errands, and laundry and crap like that. they could come over and clean my whole house and paint the outside (I'm sick of my pink house. the previous owners had no taste). they can talk all they want during that time.
as for Jehovah's Witness, I couldn't care less about their spiritual souls. they'd had to break the rules for one day and come in and have sex with me. they're sexy.
2006-06-21 18:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by nicolle8981 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would have to LITERALLY make time stand still. I mean planes would be suspended in the sky, that skateboarder in the street would have to be stuck doin' some big air. I just honestly don't have time to listen.
Or, how about if they would come in and clean the house while they were talking. You get that ring out of the toilet, we might have something to talk about.
2006-06-19 21:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by KenlKoff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A free dinner @ Johnny Carino's and movie tickets.
I think I could listen to their cultist ideas for that.
Then again, no.
2006-06-19 23:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they wanted to come in and clean my house, I would sit back and listen. Especially if they show up with their own cleaning supplies.
2006-06-19 21:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time some mormons brought me cupcakes-and then i listened to them for a while
2006-06-19 21:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by purplekristi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I listen to there whole speach if they'd listen to mine afterwards about what I believe in, it's only fair I think......God bless
2006-06-21 18:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by Nita and Michael 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$3.95 a minute for the first 10 minutes. 99 cents a minute after that.
2006-06-24 15:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eternal life in godly surroundings?
(John 17:3) This means everlasting life, their taking in knowledge of you, the only true God, and of the one whom you sent forth, Jesus Christ.
2006-06-20 08:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd have to take off their pants and paint their butts red. (Don't ask me why. But I'd listen to them if they'd do that.)
2006-06-19 21:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋