Am I a freak? Is it possible to tell what my ethnic background is from the following info? If so, what am I?

Question

Alright... I:

- Am 16 years old
- Am 5'8'' or 170 cm
- Am REALLY pale
- Have dark brown hair with natural highlights of gold, red, and blonde
- Have amber eyes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color#Amber_eyes
- My hands are bigger than most men's.
- My fingers are more webbed than other's
- Am a size 12 in Men's shoes (USA)
- Am a 38DD
- Can hold my breath for 2 minutes and 45 seconds
- Can see in the dark
- Can pop my arms out of their sockets
- Make my right arm do a 360° turn
- Walk digitrade

All the girls I know call me a freak. Am I really that much of a freak?

Oops! Forgot one.

- Lactate but am not pregnant

Mom's dead, Don't know my real father, and walking digitrade is walking on the front parts of your feet only.

Just remembered something else

- 200% fertility rate that's lowered to 85% when using BCP's (Birth Control Pills)

Please vote for someone who kept to the question's outlines.

Thank you all for your answers.

Answer 1

You must be really bored ,so you are different so what,we cant all look the same

Answer 2

Well...you answered the question about whether God made extraterrestrials - maybe you should be wondering if they made you. You don't know who your real father is, your mother's dead (I am sorry to hear this) - I am beginning to wonder if she was abducted and impregnated and you are some sort of half human, half alien freak. If so, you have good company in "Jesus" :)

Seriously - though that is theoretically possibile, I am beginning to think you are not so much as a freak as an exaggerator. 360° turns with an arm, seeing in the dark, etc. Did you ever go into a closet at night with the lights off in the house and try to read a book? 5'8" is not far from the average size of an adult male - so you can certainly have bigger hands and feet than most.

Regardless, you can probably go on the UFO circiut if you so choose - there are plenty of liars making plenty of $ doing that who don't have half of what you got going for you ;)

Answer 3

who cares what you look like how u walk, how big ur chest is or if u have nite vision... what matters is that your a human being with special given attributes that no one else has... if it werent for ur chest being THAT big id say join the navy and become a diver or sumthings... u can hold ur breath good, and see at nite... or join a basketball team, ur not that tall, but u could have good grip on the ball and prolly jump good because when u walk digitrade im guessing u have strong calves.. if you are really pale u might just need to drink more juice.. if thats not the case, theres always sunless tans... amber eyes are really pretty. i wish i had eyes that color but mine are only a boring coffee black... so what u wear big shoes... aslong as u dont like Jordans (150 USD for size 12 mens) your ok.... if i were u id take all the girls that call u a freak.. and pound on them a couple times.. then theyd shut up.

u have gifts. not disorders. i dont know you, so im not gonna say goo goo gaa gaa stuff like you are special or you are a beautiful young lady... all i can say is that aslong as you are happy with yourself.. it shouldnt matter if u are called freak, or supermodel. just be you, and do what u do. thats it...

oh and to answer your question... your not a freak.... atleast i dont think so.. ud be my best friend =) lol good luck and happy life.

Answer 4

Yeah, I'd say the girls are jealous. That or people tend to put down things/people that they don't know/understand. You sound very pretty, actually.

As for the shoes - my best friend at the age of 12 had to buy men's shoes because the women's were too small for her feet. She also had larger hands, but none of that mattered to me.

As for the lactating - maybe bring that up with your docter? I've never heard that one before, but I'm sure there's a medical term for it and maybe your doctor should know about it (just to be on the safe side).

Lots of people can do wierd things with their sockets/joints. Don't get me wrong when I say this - that tends to freak me out, but again, it's just something I can't relate to since I can't do it and it just looks painful and wrong. Heck, my boyfriend can pull his thumb all the way backwards to touch his forearm and that's just wierd and freaky to me - but I still love him.

And maybe you were a cat in a past lifetime and that's why you can see in the dark? That'd be cool.

Answer 5

No, you're not a freak. You are a leader of the hideous barbarians of planet Zorktron, and have been so for at least 500 earth years. About 16 years ago, however, you apparantly were caught up in the horrible and extremely painful teleporter catastrophe that annihilated planet Zorktron, and several neighboring planets. Apparently that catastrophe created such a rift in space-time, that you now inhabit earth as a young lady.
If no one else has, let me be the first to welcome you to planet Earth. I hope you enjoy this place and use your powers for good and not evil.

Answer 6

I don't know about your ethnicity, but you are not a freak! You're just unique! You have plenty of time to figure that out! Sometimes things you hate about yourself will become things you love the most about yourself! It sounds to me like your only problem is that you need to meet some different girls! To some people, anyone different than themselves are freaks! They are wrong...

Answer 7

Your feet are size 12 in Men's shoes (USA)?
Well I can see in the dark I have green eyes.
I have c 32 breast
I have pale skin..5'3 and 114
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can hold my breath for a long amount of time.
Am double jointed. Have very long hair that is reddish brown.
Half American Indian and Half Irish.

No I don't think you are a freak. I can't be mean even tho I was going too. cause you hissed at me
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Answer 8

You're freakin Scottish. Scottish are beautiful.

Also remember some component of personality is part of our appearance; and to better one's self be patient and go through slow change, like a tai Chi motion that happens over some years.

Loneliness is one of the worst things in my opinion. But through patients and becomming humble people will begin to like your personality.

Don't pull your arm out of your socket. I heard from a freind of mine that some guy was able to do that and one day while lying on the beach, he couldn't put it back, an amulance took him away.

There are some personalities destined to live miserable lives. And there are some personalities that are destined to live happily ever after.

I hope that you seek ballance in everything, develop a value system, become wise, and get married some day.

Dave

Answer 9

You're not a freak in the least bit. There are many reasons why the things you have are there. There's nothing wrong with that. I myself is very misunderstood by many others. You're just gifted in you're own ways. There's a purpose for everything and everyone. You'll find yours one day soon. Contact me if you want.

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Answer 10

Darlin' my 13 year old daughter can outfreak you any day. But damn, those are some big feet! You should maybe stick with organic food. I switched to organic when my daughter was a C-cup at 9. Was a little alarming. Those crazy hormones in the milk... and stay away from plastics too. And take note, it's hiding in the maxie pads! They stimulate estrogen weirdness.

Answer 11

You are not a freak. Girls are probably jealous of your 38DD, so ignore them. It is hard to determine your ethnicity based on your description, but maybe you are dutch or Swedish. You need to ask your parents about that one. You are sixteen and in that awkward stage of life, so just hang in there. Your body parts will catch up with each other and you will not feel so out of place. You might want to join the swimming team (holding your breath item). You need to think of all the things you listed as your attributes and start using them in positive ways.