Needs some joke for my new movie
2006-06-19 11:54:50 · 7 answers · asked by Matthew P 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
you know... I don't know exactly where you have been but I don't think that there are any "funny jokes" that aren't offensive!!! LoL
2006-06-19 11:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Valorie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this web site you can search for the better jokes that are very useful and very funny also that are not offensive because there are many jokes that are not offensive to take...
http://www.jokesgallery.com
But you should choose very nicely and carefully...
2006-06-19 12:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by POB A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl was sitting in her science class and the teacher was talking about whales and how their mouths were really small and that's why they eat Crill. So the little girl raises her hand and replies to the teacher:
"Well that can't be true because the whale swallowed Jonah."
and the teacher replied with "No that's impossible." and they bickered back and forth and finally the little girl says,
"Fine, when I go to heaven I'll ask Jonah my self."
then the teacher asks "Well what if he went the other way?"
and then the little girl replies with "Then you can ask him."
2006-06-20 10:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Hidden in November 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man goes to a priest, "father, can I have sex on Sunday?"
Priest says "no. Sex is work. No sex on Sunday"
Man thinks "what does a priest know about sex?" he goes to a minister
"Minister can I have sex on sunday?"
Minister: "No sex is work you cant have sex on the sabbath"
The man Harumphs openly and decides to try a rabbi
"Rabbi Can I have sex on the sabbath?" Rabbi says "yes of course you can have sex on the sabbath. It's not work. If it was work my wife would have the maid do it"
2006-06-24 14:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by eddie9551 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the theater catagory, yes?
Q: Why to sound guys say "testing, one two. testing one, two".
A: Because you have to lift on three.
:-)
2006-06-19 14:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by wrathofkublakhan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so a guy walks into a bar.. ouch
2006-06-19 11:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by craptastic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G W B .
2006-06-19 12:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by snoozer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋