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i wanna masturbate and figured that people could help me out by telling me some house hold objects to masturbate with im nt trying to be sick and all i want is help is it wrong to pleasure your self?? please don't report i just need answers thanks

2006-06-19 11:40:16 · 10 answers · asked by nichole 2 in Beauty & Style Skin & Body

10 answers

This may sound weird, but try using a back massager. And from what I've heard from female friends of mine, fruits and vegetables like carrots, cucumbers, and bananas will always work in a pinch.

My face is beet red from answering this, so I hope you appreciate it!

2006-06-19 11:47:17 · answer #1 · answered by Adam 3 · 3 1

From my sick imagination -
Long candles, the antenna on your cordless phone, a long neck beer bottle, shower massager, a vibrating cellphone or pager, a silky piece of cloth or a pair of panties, the gas tank on a motorcycle, the spin cycle on the washing machine, a magic marker, all sorts of stuff.

2006-06-19 18:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0 0

if u want the hardest orgasms out there.....i kno a gurl who has a sybian vibrator .....its like a round thing that u lay on the floor..and it has a small vibe coming otu of it...u straddle it and sit on it....it ha a remote for every type of vibration and speed....ive seen and heard gurls literally gush on those....they make a woman *** like nothing else

2006-06-19 19:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by stud_4_gurlz 2 · 0 0

honestly i think the best way to do it is to place a towel in your bathtub, then lay on your back and let luke warm water run onto you it gives the same feeling a vibrator does!

2006-06-19 18:48:59 · answer #4 · answered by LaDy E 2 · 0 0

You can use small cucumbers or kielbasa {put them in a condom first}
they never get tired.

2006-06-19 18:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Dennis S 1 · 0 0

uhhh....your electric toothbrush? Keep calling your cell phone over and over again and put it on vibrate?

Geez, buy a vibrator already.

2006-06-19 18:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by WiserAngel 6 · 0 0

cucumbers

2006-06-19 18:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by nikkoj1975 4 · 0 0

Porn should help and food should help.

2006-06-19 18:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by hdchackz 5 · 0 0

ok here we go.... um call me or something

2006-06-19 18:46:08 · answer #9 · answered by crispychicken 1 · 0 0

get some pornos

2006-06-19 18:42:32 · answer #10 · answered by divaliciousdeshawn 2 · 0 0

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