2006-06-19 11:32:44 · 23 answers · asked by JACOB123567 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Think of a real question!
2006-06-19 12:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck all the wood he would chuck how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
2006-06-19 18:38:15 · answer #2 · answered by cowboy_bebop_ed2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, I don't think a woodchuck would chuck wood -
BECAUSE
-woodchucks just aren't interested in chucking wood.
(BUT if he were annoyed enough, he might chuck just enough wood to get the chicken to cross the road.)
2006-06-19 18:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about a 4 by 4.
2006-06-19 19:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris Wood (would).
2006-06-19 18:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by Nickname 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck, would chuck
As much wood, as a Woodchuck could chuck
If a woodchuck, could chuck wood
2006-06-19 18:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by alyxsylvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck can chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-06-19 18:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would it chuck wood or wood it Chuck Would?
2006-06-19 18:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by yes_its_me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-06-19 18:35:56 · answer #9 · answered by anie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno, but he's been chucking it since before I got here with this fish and it's half gone. There's an awful lot of wood chuck upchuck around here too.
2006-06-19 23:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know chuck norris' girlfriend said that to him in bed and he yelled "how dare you rhyme in front of me" and ripped out her heart. then two weeks later i got it and laughed with such heartedness everyone within a four-mile radius went deaf.
2006-06-19 19:22:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋