I was at the Rio hotel having dinner with some friends in Las Vegas. Some of us were playing Keno. I won $10. I gave the Keno ticket to the Keno runner, who was a tall, attractive dark skinned beauty. I asked someone sitting with me, "Am I supposed to tip her or something?" The Keno girl turned around quickly and looked at me, held up her hand, and half yelled "No!" I was so embarassed that I gave her 5 bucks as a tip.
One time I saw this guy in a restaurant with a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe - it was about a foot long - no kidding! What made it even more funny, was this was a buffet restaurant - so he was walking around with tp on his shoe!
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2006-06-19 11:22:58 · 18 answers · asked by Fun and Games 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was playing linebacker in a football game, and instead of wrapping the player up like i was supposed to i pushed him exteremely hard instead. And of course, he happened to land in the endzone. :(
2006-06-19 11:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Well a friend was driving in the rain a man was standing waiting for the bus my friend avoid a her big hole in the street an bump in other and fill with water and SPLASH then he sadi sorry
Have you see this small ketchup containers a friend put ten under the wheel of a car in the high school parking an old lady with a white silk dress pass near the car in the moment the car move and... she scream MY DRESS she was looking so funny with the dress all splatted in red LOL
2006-06-19 11:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worked security for a busy campus. I had to let someone into a building and as I was going through the keys I forgot which key it was. :( I went through about 20 keys before finding it. The bad thing was that I worked there for about 2 years and had them all memorized. Man she was pissed by the time she got into the building.
I've done this several times. Walking between classes and tripped over my own feet, nothing on the sidewalk for me to trip on, not new shoes. Heh though I tried to play it off and immediately start skipping after that, man that had to look goofy.
2006-06-19 12:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by bludyone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the funniest sexual hospitalization story EVER. I'd never believe it if it wasn't ME it happened to.
And i once joked to a guys family about "Whaaa-whose your Daddy!!!!!" til the guy, a friend whispered that his Dad died when he was 6 and that man there with the rest of his family isn't his real Dad. Of course i bought them a round of drinks, put on a brave face and smiled that charming Irish grin. Its now a running joke about how i put my foot in it. Sorry-the first story is more embarrassing but not worth 10 points as Best Answer. Sorry.
2006-06-19 12:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My most embarassing moment was when I was about 10 or 11. I was in a ballet production of Peter Pan. We were having a dress rehearsal and I really had to pee. Right after we finished I ran into the dressing room to take off my dress (which was on top of my leotard and tights.) I was sitting down on the floor and I couldn't keep it in. I peed right there! One of the other girls went to get the older girls (who we really looked up to) who had their own dressing room. They all came in and were standing around me. I was trying so hard not to cry. Then the costume designer came in and yelled at me for peeing on my costume. It was dreadful! I didn't cry until I got into my parents car. Then I broke down.
Pretty embarassing, huh?
2006-06-19 11:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by z baila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom and dad got new bikes and I jumped on one of them and started going really fast and on my old bike the breaks didn't work to good so not thinking I pushed both front and back breaks at the same time and flipped over the handle bars the the bike landed on top of me. The funny thing is when I got up I turned around and shouted to my mom that her breaks worked.
2006-06-19 11:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by Randell G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well when i was once your age i was in the 8th grade and i really liked this boy.But I was way to scared to tell him. Although i did tell this one girl. The next day when we were at the mall we whent to the food court to get something to eat. I got cheese nachoes. I paid and as i turned around i bumped into the boy sending nacho cheese all over him. Then the girl i told came right up to me and said," that must be so embarassing because you like him and all"
2006-06-19 11:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
while having a party, a very tipsy drunk blonde tried walking down the steps. she missed the second step and ROLLED 14 steps down the stairs. upon reaching the bottom, she crashed her head into a cabinet making a quite harmonious sound. all worried and waiting, she rolled over and started crying saying her ankle hurt. She spent the rest of the night (5 hours) complaining her ankle was sore.
2006-06-19 11:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off and the funny part is, it was on the first floor of a 1 story house!
2006-06-19 11:24:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was about 8 years ago and I was looking across the tables at another guy across the way and I wasnt looking at what I was doing and right when he looked up I thought I would tape a sip from my straw and instead I shoved it up my nose...he started laughing and pointed.
2006-06-19 11:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, walking down a hallway in a courthouse or school and my shoes give off a sound like I'm farting with every step I take! That's embarrasing!
2006-06-19 11:28:45 · answer #11 · answered by Frank R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋