The funniest will definetly win! it could be about anything! i just need a good laugh!
2006-06-19 09:57:44 · 5 answers · asked by <3leopards 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
well... here it goes. i was going to pick up my 3 year old daughter from my sisters house and when i got there there was this really hot 19 year old... I'm 20 by the way. my daughter came up to me and i was wearing a really short skirt. she tried to get a hug from me but i was to busy checking this guy out and when she was giving me a hug she goes " i hate you mommy!" and she pulled my skirt down. i was SO embarrassed but it didn't stop there. i was wearing a thong and that came down too. after that happened i pulled it up as fast as i could along with my skirt and the guy was laughing his a.SS off!i looked at him and he said " damn! you have quite the package!" i couldn't believe it! i yelled at him and grabbed my kid and left.
2006-06-21 08:29:46 · answer #1 · answered by *S*E*X*Y*e* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In 7th grade i had to ride a school bus with a very stupid bus driver and even stupider kids that constantly made him mad. Well My bus stop was coming up very soon so I started to walk to the front of the bus. And as I did so this kid Kyle stands up on the seat to make the bus driver mad. And the bus driver is soo stupid and decides to slam his brakes when he was going about 60mph. And I flew across the bus like a bird. My shoulders were hitting the seats, and I lost my shoes, and my backpack somehow ended up on my head, and my pants were a little loose, so they were no longer covering my underwear or butt. So while I had a big bus of kids laughing at me I had to walk to the back to retrieve my shoes and pull up my pants. I turned sooo red!
2006-06-19 17:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i have the HUGEST crush on this junior and he is sooo hot well my parents are best friends with his parents and we all went out to dinner to start making things worse i gt a zit on the tip of my nose which was like the biggest thing ever and started my period well we went out to eat at a mexican food restaurant and i gt to sit by him and i was talking about turtles who knows why bt we were talking about how to drown them and make them bleed well i was a little tipsy and was laughing hysterically and didnt realize i had drinken 2pina coladas and 3 dr. peppers well soon i peed my pants, well then i started my period and red was everywher then i spilled his coke on his crauch area and i stood up and he looked at my but and craked up then my zit popped and my nose started to bleed and ran crying to the bathroom with pee dripping down my legs along with blood and the whole entire restaurant was laughing cause it was my school graduation party at the same restaurant so i knew everyone there and they all saw my nose and my butt i was so EMBARASSED!!!!! i ended up dating the junior because he said that that experience made him realize that i was really down to earth were getting married in the fall that happened 2 years ago but please choose me!!! thanks i bet u laughed while reading this!!!
2006-06-19 17:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by nichole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went to six flag we a bunch of friends and i wore yellow top with the matching bottom and when i got on the water ride i got totally wet and you could see my red thong and the matching bra rite thru my clothes. lol
2006-06-24 18:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by mrs.smith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in P.E. in the seventh grade and we were stretching and I farted in this girls face. It wasn;t funny at the time but afterwards I laughed.
2006-06-19 17:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by El Macina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋