i need ideas. good ones about life, art, whatever.
2006-06-19 08:43:58 · 49 answers · asked by kellyduhhh 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
JESUS SAVES.
He clips coupons religiously.
2006-06-19 08:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by lookn_4_laffs 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Von B****
Leaf me alone
batteries not included
can u afford-me probably not
you dont get it do you
why you trying to read my shirt
buzz off
dont laugh this is your girlfriends shirt
my rubber duck doesnt give a f***
I got lucky on prom night
there is nothing lucky about a bunny with no feet
this is my dirty shirt
thats bert thats ernie
hahahahah this is fun
2006-06-19 08:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a picture of the Pilsbury Doughboy standing there with his arms crossed, saying "Poke me and you die."
Or, if you're looking for something more sentimental, use a quote from here:
2006-06-22 02:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one at the bar last week-
"Stop looking at my shirt" and one last summer- a guy was wearing a pink t-shirt and it said "Laugh it up- this is your girlfriend's shirt"
2006-06-19 14:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one shirt i like. it said " I am here to" and then a picture of a karate guy kicking then a picture of a donkey.
lol, makes me laugh everytime i think of it.
How about 'Shakespeare was gay' t-shirt.
2006-06-19 08:48:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use the same letters as the sex pistols did on their first album and call it
'never mind the ballacks' you've got the perfect shirt for the world cup!
2006-06-19 08:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by 42 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mathemeticians have square roots.
I am an AMERICAN citizen, NOT a world citizen.
I'm a celebrity in Litchenstein.
2006-06-19 08:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by Ray C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(In Small) If You Can Read This Message Then Youre Too Close (In Big) Back off!
:)
2006-06-19 08:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by So Scream Louder 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"you can look but you can't touch!"
in small letters "if you can read this you're probably in my way"
"I've got an attitude.be afraid.be very afraid."
"I love my attitude problem"
"I'm with him" with a arrow pointing upwards
"True princess from head to toe"
2006-06-20 09:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by spoiled_sweets 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Danger hyper-hyper sensitive girl don´t disturb" (me)
"why are you looking at me" (me)
"I never forget a face, but in your case I would like to make an exception" (Groucho Marx)
" I am a world citizen" Me
"Everything´s relative" Einstein
2006-06-19 08:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by anabelmazzeo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like Forest said: "Sh!t happens" Now go get rich and help the needy.
2006-06-19 08:48:12 · answer #11 · answered by dufuss 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋