my moms last dieing words to me were "Don't play with the dogs in the house, you know I don't mean don't play with the dogs in the house" what the hell does that mean?
she said nomal thing to everyone else, my mom was always saying things that i didnt get, like
" its not what you want that makes you fat its what you get"
what ever!
2006-06-19 08:29:20 · 7 answers · asked by cathy c 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
don't masturbate!? Where the hell did you guys get masturbation from that! Beside where else are ya suppose to do it... in the backyard?
My first question to you is " do you have any dogs?" Maybe the woman meant it literally... you know playing with dogs in the house can cause things to get broken, especially big dogs.. I remember this one time... oh sorry this isn't about me.
2006-06-19 09:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by xxx SiT On My North Pole xxx 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sorry about your mom, doll. I can't answer the first question but the last phase is genius. But the last one is funny. She's saying that it's not the desire of wanting cookies and sweets that makes you fat. It's not the initial want or the consumption of the food that makes you fat. It's the last leg of the digestion process and how fast your metabolism works. If you have a slow or inactive metabolism, then you get fat- it's what you get. It's like your mom was able to talk in old Chinese wisdom and riddles. But again, the first question: I don't have dog's, so can't help you with that one.
2006-06-19 08:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't say i've ever heard anyone say that.
did you and the dog get rambunctious in the house when you were a kid?
what you get is what you actually eat so that might make you fat.
maybe she was trying to tell you to diet.
2006-06-20 01:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea. Maybe you could ask your dad or one of your mom's friends. They would probably understand your mom's way of thinking.
Good luck.
2006-06-19 08:35:31 · answer #4 · answered by The Nanster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she was calling your friends dogs? this is very puzzling.
if she meant dont masterbate she was prolly christian. pay her no mind. deathbed stuff like telling people what to do isnt a good idea.
2006-06-19 08:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she planned on giving you a twisted metaphor
2006-06-19 08:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by how dare I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't masturbate.
2006-06-19 08:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by Cullin D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋