mine is "excuse me miss do you have a bandaide, because i scraped my knee falling for you"
2006-06-19 07:57:06 · 18 answers · asked by ceas f 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna ****?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ***!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
2006-06-21 06:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 1⤋
do u belive in love at 1st sight or will have to i stroll by means of once more?? they're bombinq for peace so wanna f*ck for virginity?? I'll deliver you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle... Is your dad a peanut maker? 'Cause you will have bought fine nuts! Roses are purple, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so permit's cross screw Do those appear truly? we could cross perform a little soiled laundryy!!!! I want you have been a bag of Skittles so I might style your rainbow! By the way in which the sunshine is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and rattling, I appear well! Do you wanna come again to my residence for intercourse and pizza? No? You do not like pizza? Did you drop some thing? Cause you certain appear like you're settling on up!
2016-08-28 09:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by darland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to work in a convenience store and what worked best for me was "You know of course you get a free dinner with that." Been more than once I got phone numbers and dates.
2006-06-19 08:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennese because all I see is a perfect ten.
lol i love that 1!
2006-06-19 08:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven must be in recess to let an angel like you walk on this Earth??~Actually used on me :)
2006-06-19 08:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by soplaw2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk up to a person, look at the tag of their shirt and say, "just like I thought, made in heaven."
2006-06-19 08:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by bored in Michigan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
2006-06-19 08:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by tarap_mcw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur dad must be a theif because he stole all the stars and put them in ur eyes
2006-06-19 08:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
( Lick Finger Tip & dab onto her blouse ), before saying:
Hurry!...Let's get you out of these Wet Clothes!
2006-06-20 01:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by AlbertaGuy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the look < up & down > and smile . I think thats hott .
2006-06-19 08:00:34 · answer #10 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋