My husband told me I needed a nose job! Does that mean I shop too much?

Answer 1

A nose job is a sexual position which involves one partner sucking the snot out of the other's nasal passage. Whether they spit or swallow is down to the individual.

He says you need one? Perhaps he senses you are stressed out and would like to give you some gratification. Next time you see him. take all of your clothes off put your nose in his mouth and scream "suck on my green slimy snot you ******* stud" He sounds like he will be happy to oblige.

Answer 2

I guess I dont understand how you can relate you needing a nose job to you shopping too much. Regardless if your husband said you need a nose job, it's how you feel about what he said about your nose. He married you with your nose being the way it is. So whats the matter with it now.

Answer 3

Huh??? I dont think so . He may just mean you need a nose job. What does he think is wrong with your nose and is he willing to pay for the surgery to be done? Ask him why he feels this way and why he unhappy with your nose.

Answer 4

Well I know what your husband means...you need work done on your nose, but what do you mean?

Answer 5

n yes you shop too much but hes saying ur nose is really BIG.

Answer 6

It means you might have a big nose

Answer 7

NOW HOW ..''FROM YOU NEED A NOSE JOB'' DO YOU GET "HAVE I GOT PROBLEM WITH SHOPPING? I THINK HE IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING AND LIKE ALWAYS YOUR NOT LISTENING.

Answer 8

Well, if he'd stop beating you, you probably wouldn't need a nose job. It's all his fault.

Answer 9

first of`all, your husband needs to be slapped for saying such a thing! second, what does shopping have to do with it?

Answer 10

There is nothing wrong with your nose, Bert. It gives you character.