Funniest memory from school?

Question

What's the funniest thing(s) you remember from your carefree school days? Or is there a particular classmate that will always stay in your mind? I just had a flashback of a girl who used to be in my class and she used to straigten her hair with an iron (not the heated ones us girlies use now, I mean a proper domestic iron!)

There was also a lad who used to wear one flourescent pink sock and one flourescent yellow sock.

Funny how these silly things stay with us!

LOL! I also remember the time I blew up a condom in my English class and it was floating around on the floor ... The teacher asked what it was and I told her: "it's a balloon Miss" and she asked me to take out of the room and dispose of it ... So there I was strolling down the corridor with this condom blown up to the size of watermelon ... Those were the days ...

Answer 1

At junior school after every art class two of you would go and wash up all the pots and brushes. One day it was my turn so me and my mate went to the little boys' room to wash up. Feeling in a musical mood I decided to use a couple of paintbrushes as drumsticks to tap out the theme music to the cricket on the pipes lining the room, little knowing that my drumming would be heard reverberating through the water pipes connected to every radiator in the school. My form teacher soon made his presence known and I got a right good telling off.

Another memory is of summer when the boys would take off their jumpers, roll up the body of the jumper and then tie a big knot in it with the arms and then swing the resulting 'weapon' at each other...for fun!

Another endearing memory of school was having to sip water from a metal beaker when you were feeling sick - the horrible metallic smell was enough to make anyone sicker.

Other junior school memories were smelling the insides of the yoghurt pots from the classroom's pretend shop; doing cartwheels; seeing who could eat the most salt at dinner one day; the nit nurse; eating everyone's pudding at dinner one day; and falling in love with a girl called Elizabeth a week before she left for Canada.

Answer 2

We got hauled up in front of the Head Mistress (as it was in those days) after having a water fight in the changing rooms (it was an old, creepy school and they were in the cellar) after a hockey match. The HM thought we had a leak and called out the emergency plumbers and they spent all day Saturday trying to find the leak without success. How she knew it was us I don't know, but it was all I could do not to laugh.

We also put triangles in the piano before assembly so the first chord of the first hymn sounded amazing!

(I say we, but really I mean I).

Answer 3

tying a guy up with the ties from the three legged race and dragging him around with the tug of war rope and the guys pretending to piss on him - the teacher was watching, but all he said was - stop this nonsense somone could get hurt.
we were all laughing our heads off (even the guy we had tied up!!)
that was a couple of months ago now I think.....

last week in the tests we had a huge water balloon fight and had to sit through an entire history exam (Junior Cert) soaking wet.

Last month my friends and I were throwing copies round at the back of the class (how the teacher didn't notice I will never know)
and this guy threw one and it hit me in the eye. THEN the teacher noticed!!! She went berserk yelling at him and made him apologise even though it was quite clear that I was laughing my head off.... At least I got off the rest of maths class!
( I had two paper cuts on my lower left eyelid)

Answer 4

I remember these all the time.

I remember the history teacher who had a nervous breakdown during our year with her. We had one of those old cassette player, manual film strip things (yes, I'm showing my age) and the narrator went on to talk about how "so-and-so BEAT OFF the invaders", which cracked all of us up. Then the time a poster sized paper airplane was thrown at me from the other side of the room.

Answer 5

i'll always remember my current bf, at the time we were in school i was engaged to one of his friends (not close) and i remember watching him in my business studies class, we've been together 2 years now.
The funniest thing was a really hard girl was by the microphone on sports day and didn't realise she was talking about someone that she didn't liked and called her a bitc*, the whole field of people heard!
There was a boy who once wore a lamb thong and if you pulled it's ears it went baaa and he kept doing it in exams and no one knew where the noise was coming from, the teachers were going crazy.

Answer 6

Reading aloud in my 8th grade science class, I said orgasm instead of organism. I just put my head down lol, Even my teacher was laughing. Then over the next few months I was stalked by a classmate that would call me & scream orgasm into the phone & then hang up.

Answer 7

cut school for the first time in high school...we were having field day and i had someone come pick me up...i was in study hall and when we started going outside i asked my teacher if i could use the bathroom...well i left...then i was dropped back off to catch the bus....but i got busted...so i was crying cause i got suspended the first week of the next year....it was awful then but i look at it now and laugh...i was so stupid...lol

and

when we had initiation for Future Homemakes of America...we had to wear mitchmatch clothes and hold each others hands and skip around the lunch room singing mary had a little lamb...and they took pictures.....but it was all fun...i miss those days...

Answer 8

When a lad ran into the guys changing room and said the girls are comming out naked...

The room was cleared in 2 seconds falt only a few where in towels due to thinking they heard a fire alarm

Answer 9

I remember walking through the hall at my high school and smelling that distinctive, ropey-sweet aroma of marijuana coming from the a/c. I looked around, and found a fellow student, glassy-eyed and swaying, smoking his bestest joint right by the air intake for the entire school. I explained that he was kind of "broadcasting" his activity, and he made a noise like "Eeeep!" and scurried away.
Pretty funny, really.

Answer 10

In 5th grade I had a cricket crawl up my pants leg in science class. I ran to the bathroom to shake it out. After much searching and shaking I didn't find it! I went back to class and the darn thing fell out and hopped away! Yuck! To this day I hate those things so bad!

Answer 11

1.someone locked the head teacher in a room for three hours.
2.trying to put a condom on my head
3.putting all the knife forks and spoons from the cafeteria in a boys bag.