*You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
*I was just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven.
*Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away!
*Will you catch me? 'Cause I've just fallen for you!
*Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again.
*They call me Milk, because I do your body good!
*If I was in charge of the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
*I just had a bag of Skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
*Is your daddy a thief? No. Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?
*Baby you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
2006-06-27 17:30:31
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answered by Molly M 1
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nice shoes wanna f...?
my friend over there wants to know if you think i'm cute.
F me if I'm wrong but did you say you'd F me?
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
guy: I got fired the other day
girl: why?
guy: I took two guns and a sixpack to work.
do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again?
Wanna be my homework? I'll do you on my floor.
2006-06-27 15:21:11
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answer #2
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answered by DJ 4
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1.What's your zodiac sign?(that has to be the lamest pick up line ever)
2.did it hurt when you fell from the sky cuz you must be a angel!(yes as if one time a guy said this to my older sister and she said will it hurt when I kick you @$$! I started to laugh we walked away)
3.or once this dude took his car key's in my face and said wanna go for a ride cuz I wanna take you home!
4.did you fart cuz you blew me away(**** YOU!)
5.I wish you were a library book so I could check you out!(dumb ***)
6.are you tired cuz you been running through my mind(give me a break)
6.
2006-06-19 08:52:46
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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I had a guy come up to me at the gas sation last week and say to me, "what type of car is that" and I replied "bora" cause that's the type of car I drive and he said, "I've never heard of it" and I replied, "It's an up-graded Jetta" and the 'cool-guy' replies, "oh, kind of like you..." No joke, my husband was standing ten feet away!
2006-06-19 06:54:53
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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it's not cheesy but one time a guy said to me "girl, you look like a new pair of snow tires!" No idea how sexy that's supposed to make me feel.
2006-06-27 08:33:40
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answer #5
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answered by Risika Desaunt 3
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never tried chat-up lines, I just try to be myself,
here is some I heard : -
I will have eggs for breakfast please
here is a dollar, go an fone yer mum an tell her you will see her in the morning
2006-06-19 06:57:20
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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ok..i'm no longer keen on being hit on or %. up strains, yet at the same time as being overly cheesy that one a minimum of if sort of humorous. i could probable smile and shortly later on excuse myself. yet...it may be sturdy to make somebody smile i think of.
2016-10-31 03:23:32
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answer #7
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answered by holliway 4
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a guy picks up sugar packet, and says"u dropped your name tag
are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you
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if you were a booger i'd pick you first
lol
2006-06-19 11:32:03
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answer #8
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answered by ruhhsoo251 3
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is your dad a baker? cuz your a cutie pie!
him:did it hurt?
her:what?
him:when you fell from heaven?
those are the classic ones.
the random ones ive heard:
him:hey what magazine are you in?
me:wtf?
him:cause you look like a f**king model
dumbest s**t i've ever heard
2006-06-19 07:50:46
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answer #9
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answered by wow, you just suck... 2
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Here's one I've heard before:
-Baby, you must be tired because you've been running up & down my mind!
2006-06-19 07:24:26
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answered by cihuatl 3
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