2006-06-19 06:30:57 · 29 answers · asked by crossxv 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
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2006-06-19 06:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In theory, the stated woodchuck could chuck as much as he wanted until he stopped. Therefore, it would depend on how hungry the woodchuck is, and how much he has previously eaten in that day. So the woodchuck could never chuck a certain amount of wood, it might chuck 7 pounds of wood in one day, while in another he may chuck 10. Although, since woodchucks cannot chuck wood, this information, as well as all the other answers that have been given is irrelevant to the question in the first place. Thank you and good night!
2006-06-19 13:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by hobo6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-19 06:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by mb3698 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, A wood chuck would chuck his luck in wood until he should find the duck that could suck wood like a duck could.
Dont ask.
2006-06-19 06:36:24 · answer #4 · answered by Ty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since woodchucks don't chuck would, we have no way of knowing the potential of woodchucking. So, your question cannot be answered until we can get a woodchuck to chuck some wood for us. The amount he chucks is the answer, and first recorded answer in woodchuck history.
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2006-06-19 06:34:47 · answer #5 · answered by TheAnomaly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
However much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-19 06:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by Drakokat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-06-19 06:33:29 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-19 06:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by foodlover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Chuck.
2006-06-19 06:33:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck any wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-19 06:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋