i bealive that the excitement a player gets after scoring a goal in a critical match equals the excitement one gets when reaching orgasm! rate the folowing footy moments to nooky(sex) moments:
when:1 a player misses penalty
2 concerding own-goal
3 getting redcard
4 goal keeper denies him on a perfect chance
5 a goal is denied and he is already celebrating
6 his own collegue shouts at him(run u fat ****, takeon dat guy!)
2006-06-19 01:05:54 · 6 answers · asked by kau la poo 2 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
1) Spending all night chatting up a girl, then finding you've drank too much to do the job
2) Finishing just that little bit too quick
3) Finding out she's been seeing your best friend for the last six months
4) She agrees to phone her best friend and invite her to a "party", but her friend doesn't answer the phone
5) Getting into a fight when she's already naked
6) "Is it in yet?"
2006-06-19 01:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by blearyboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes in a way,you've got the build up,touch,then shoots and scores.Plus more babies are conceived after the team you support wins,nothing like a good game to get your adrenalin running,then finish off between the sheets
2006-06-25 07:48:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to find a real partner!! Football is nothing like the joy of love making
2006-06-19 08:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by break 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry, but I do not think that you can compare sex to football, obviously football is much more exciting.
2006-06-25 13:33:28 · answer #4 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its all relative ...FAMILIARLITY BREEDS CONTEMPT ...if either one is a first for the same individual ,propotionally more adrenalin for it
2006-06-19 08:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by SIDEWINDER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nookie
2006-06-28 04:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋