10 points to whomever can insult me in the most creative way. anyone up for this challenge?

Answer 1

I could spend hours answering this question but its obvious to me that most of my witty criticism would go unnoticed and unappreciated. In short after falling off the pumpkin wagon, getting run over by the turnip truck and getting lost while running your head into every tree in the ugly forrest you are just too easy of a target. So quit sitting at your computer watching porn while trying to lick yourself like a dog and go to bed, and when you get up in the morning try something new like reading a book. I would suggest the See Dick and Jane series.

Answer 2

I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Who am I kidding? You would.

Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat *** down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.

Answer 3

Forget roses. Forget expensive boxes of candy. Forget moonlit walks along the beach. Forget every piece of advice you've heard on The View.

If you want to impress a woman, think black eyes, fat lips, broken noses, and romantic evenings in the emergency room and your drunk father passed out in the ER waiting room with a tear stained face who not only on the way to the hospital, opened the lines of communication by deciding if the little lady should claim that she fell down the stairs or off of her bike, made you beat him off every night and lick his juice off your fingers since you were 10.

Don't listen to "women" who say they crave caring, touchy-feely men. Women only want a sensitive man until a real man walks through the door, which you aren't. As long as you cater to the whims and destructive nature of your mother, you will continue to bury your rage and become the sissy-boy women don't REALLY want, such as your mullet-head self. Embrace your reality.

Answer 4

I would, but I don't think you'd be able to tell a creative insult from an ordinary one, like those you should get every day if there is any justice on this planet.

Answer 5

Did you ever watch Full Metal Jacket? If so all the insults said by Drill Instructor Hartman to all the recruits especially Pyle; I'd say it to you.

Answer 6

I would rather see you come up with more creative questions than to have to answer this question. I would prefer to earn the points where a question has merit.

Answer 7

You're such a loser that maggots wouldn't even feast on your rotting corpse.

Answer 8

Shut up you 12 year old idiot

its way passed your bed time

tell your freakin irrisponsible parent to spank you for being bad

and tell your mom she left her thong at my house
*****

**** ****** *******

Answer 9

Push off, you pusillanimous pile of parrot puke.

Answer 10

Don't you need to see a psychiatrist?