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hi :(. I lost a bet with a girl from my school and now she gets to choose my punishment. She wants me to go online and ask random people what they think she should do to me. She has decided she will either sit on me or crap on me and now you get to choose. There are three follow up questions to each response that she wrote down for me to ask. They are...

For Sit: Where should I sit on him, What should I do while sitting on him, What should I wear while sitting on him.

For crap: Where should I crap on him, What should I say right before i crap on him, should my friends join in and if so what should they do.

Remember you are picking what she should do to me, please go easy on me, thanks.

2006-06-18 18:51:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

9 answers

The crapping thing is a little too harsh. Human feces has got to be the most disgusting substance on earth. If sitting on you is a form of punishment, I'm guessing she's not a petite girl or else your face would be the obvious choice. I think you should have to wear a donkey tail and ears and have her sit on your back and ride you around some publicly humiliating location.

2006-06-18 19:10:39 · answer #1 · answered by david s 4 · 0 0

I think she should wear a skirt and sit on your face. Why should she not get anything out of it?

This way every one has fun and no one has any nasty crap to deal with

2006-06-18 19:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by MP US Army 7 · 0 0

I think Sit on you because.....thats just mean!
Gurl if ya gonna sitt on him sitt on him for 1 miute and NO don't have ur friendz join because its beentween you two not everyone!
Sitt on his stomache! ( boy dont tell her this but: It doesnot really hurt!)
It doesnot matter what U wear!
just do anything just dont hurt him badlly!

2006-06-18 20:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by angel_baby22 1 · 0 0

I'm in a bad mood she should crap on your face. I'm a jackass when I'm in a bad mood.

2006-06-18 19:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by Texan Raised 1 · 0 0

Tell her i said.... CRAP ON HIM!!!!!!!! Hahaha. Sorry, im a jackass. Sit on him. Crappin on em would be gross.

2006-06-18 18:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Neither should be done, she should forgive you. Because anger hurts only the one who is angry.

2006-06-25 02:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by barbara o 2 · 0 0

Instead of playing your ridiculous , ignorant game ..try growing up !!!

2006-06-18 19:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. M 5 · 0 0

i think she should sit on ur "happy place", like it, and wear nothing!

2006-06-18 19:17:57 · answer #8 · answered by jcr_0830_2005 2 · 0 0

SIT ON HIS LAP WITH NOTHING ON.

2006-06-25 16:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by florida boy 4 · 0 0

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