You are beautiful! Where do you go, darling! Its a bad day!?

Answer 1

Ok, I'll bite.

1. Thank you, but I prefer handsome.
2. I've been here all along, except the time I was at work.
3. It started bad, but turned mediocre later, then got good in the evening.

HEY:
You are good looking! Where do YOU go, big guy! How was your day!?