How hard is it to date a celebrity when you're a no-name chump? What should I do to make this happen? It would be really sweet to date her, because 1) she's a haunting beauty, and 2) it would really piss off my ex.
Any ideas?
2006-06-18 17:51:38 · 9 answers · asked by figaro1912 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Hang out in Malibu and get her drunk. She does the live music Malibu thing. Hit some of the clubs/bars/restaurants at night and cruse the chicks dancing up front with the band. She smokes, so check out when she goes outside and for love of god and everything holy man, DON'T WHIP OUT THE CAMARA PHONE AND TAKE YOUR OWN PHOTO!!! Sorry for yelling. Don't bother other people to take a photo of you and her ether. Insted, have a camera and have her take photo's of you standing next to stuff, just one or two mind you, and play it off like you don't know who she is. When she goes inside, go to the bar, buy two beers/drinks, whatever she is drinking: Remember, you've been stalking her all night and should know this by now. Take it over to her, say nothing , hand it to her and walk away. Sounds stupid I know, but think about it. She has bozo's coming up to her all the time telling her how great she is, don't get lumped into that pile of crap.
Pax
2006-06-18 18:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by elvee13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'd first stop referring to yourself as a no-name chump. Move near her. Find out her schedule. Try to be in the same areas she is. Ask her out when the bodyguards aren't paying attention. Good luck.
2006-06-18 17:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by tankgirl190 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but she's attatched to Tim Burton, and that my dear is simply meant to be.
2006-06-18 17:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by fionagirl82 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you? She always look like a scarred witch. Her and Tim Burton are suited for each other. They are both weirdos.
2006-06-18 18:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by ermadclem 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ask her husband. Tim Burton's a bit off, so he might be okay with it.
2006-06-18 17:55:37 · answer #5 · answered by Paula M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that she likes to be left alone.
2006-06-18 17:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get real.
2006-06-18 18:00:45 · answer #7 · answered by GAH1949 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, move on.
2006-06-18 17:55:28 · answer #8 · answered by wildraft1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. i don't know. why don't you try getting her number and ring her up?
2006-06-18 17:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by anak sendu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋