Okay, here's one of my favs from when I worked in HR!
Q - So, Mr. Blah Blah what do you feel your strengths are?
A - Well, I'm not superman strong, but I can lift heavy boxes.
*sigh
2006-06-18 17:46:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Oh wait wait...the best part is my boss overruled me and hired him.
2006-06-18 17:49:00 · update #1
Sorry, just thought of another one.
Not really an answer..
But a lady that was arrested for stealing from our store came in and asked if she could do her work furlough (sp?)with us.
Um, that would be a no!
2006-06-18 17:59:49 · update #2
When I worked in HR, I had a lady come in wearing a criminal ankle bracelet. You know the once for used for keeping track of criminals on house arrest? Well she told me :" oh this thing on my ankle? I only have to wear it for six more months and I only have to wear it because my stupid a** friends turned me in.I don't use drugs anymore, but if you need me to do a drug test , I would like it if you could wait a week or two"---and my boss overrode me too telling me when need to give everyone a second chance. Six months later she was arrested walking out of work and last I heard was doing 5-10 in prison!
2006-06-18 17:55:38 · answer #1 · answered by Wilma 2 · 12⤊ 7⤋
Lol yeah, Most players including Kobe just say basic stuff that we hear everyday like we played solid or something... Very few players actually speak well in interviews and speak their minds.... dirk, bosh and nash are a few who actually know how to talk.
2016-05-20 01:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was applying for a secretarial job once, the interviewer asked me what I would do if someone got verbally abusive on the phone. I answered, "I'd put the receiver up to my deaf ear."
2006-06-18 17:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The boss asked my friend that he has two options.To answer 1 difficult question or 10 very easy questions.He opted for 1 difficult.
So he asked him that what comes earlier,day or night?
He answered that its 'day'.
Then he asked y? My friend said that sir,u told that I would have to answer only 1 difficult question and he was selected
2006-06-18 17:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by F.B.I. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when asked about the conflicts among the crew of the enterprise wiliam shatner pharted on the tape and leonard nimoy continued to interveiw as if nothing happened and also wheres the editor for the sound
2006-06-18 17:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
john tesh the new age self proclaimed musician? :P was interviewing sir paul of the beatles (who turned 64 yesterday)
when he was on entertainment tonight. after professing whata huge fan and (then) new musician asked sir paul what the line "repair the rear back tire" meant in the song paperback writer
paul McCartney "what?"
john tesh "whats that line mean"?
Paul McCartney "
john tesh "no, really can you tell me or is it a ..
Paul McCartney " are you kidn me, threes no such line"?
john tesh " "do you know how many times IVE listened to that song"?!?
Paul McCartney "DO YOU KNOW I L BLOODY WROTE IT?
stage hands laughing in the background "john its paperback writer theyre singing, not repair the rear back tire"
john tesh "
2006-06-18 22:08:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Spock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋