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I have a pain in my dick so I inserted a hemorrhoidal suppsitory into my penis but now it won't melt and it's stuck. WTF do I do?

2006-06-18 17:41:12 · 9 answers · asked by sooziebeaker 3 in Health Men's Health

9 answers

voluntary commitment to an insane asylum. You need professional help if you are so stupid that you thought sticking something into your penis would help.

2006-06-18 22:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 6 2

ok hun for starters they dont go there and if you have an itching in your penis you might have gotten an std or more then likely you got busted with a yeast infection so get your butt down to a dr and have them deal with it. if it is a yeast infection they can give you a topical cream to get rid of the itching but i wouldnt suggest trying to squirt in it your penis

2006-06-18 17:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by wing23ca 3 · 0 0

See a doctor

2006-06-18 17:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

I don't know how soft a hemorrhodial suppository is but perhaps you could squeeze it out like you squeeze a pastry bag when decorating a cake.

2006-06-18 22:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by Cymalon 5 · 0 0

take a hot bath and stop doing stupid things like that

2006-06-18 17:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by dreamcatweaver 4 · 0 0

seek immidate medical care then quit doing dumb ****

2006-06-18 17:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by olampyone 4 · 0 0

Get you boyfriend to suck it out.

2006-06-18 17:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OWIE!!!! go to a dr or get help fast!!!!

2006-06-18 17:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0 0

are you double jointed

2006-06-18 17:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jim 4 · 0 0

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