mine is
blue balls
blue balls
its dollar night at the tittie club
the one that makes me laugh the most gets the ten points
2006-06-18 17:28:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Grandma got arrested in the bait and tackle shop, she farted, and they thought she was stealing stink bait
2006-06-18 17:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by macybluedawn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about the edible underwear... 'put some of those in the fridge, im gonna make me a sammich later on!' or theres "
I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a drawer full of those worth 250 bucks at home"
2006-06-18 17:36:59 · answer #2 · answered by ~*Iverson*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one about his sister, covered with moles. They used to just call her "Moley" but then she got religion, so they called her "Holy Moley". He took her to the flea market to cheer her up since she was all depressed about having so many moles. Then they saw a man with no legs and Larry told his sister that she should be ashamed of herself because she just had moles and here was this guy with no legs. She agreed that she should be ashamed of herself and felt better. After they passed the guy with no legs, he turned to the guy next to him and said, "My Lord, did you see the moles on that poor girl?"
2006-06-18 17:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by NannyMcPhee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one where he guesses womens ages by feeling their boobs. He never gets it right and they win the little 10 cent surprise cause he lost...or did he?
Or...the one where he said he used to be a lifeguard but some little blue kid got him fired. I peed my pants the first time I heard that!
2006-06-18 17:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by skeeter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like "I believe you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to pay the truck payments."
2006-06-22 17:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by The Apex Predator: BigWes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, what's that in my buttcrack. Oh, it's my remote. I wondered why it kept changin' to Dr. Phil when i fart. Deerrrpppeeee!!!
2006-06-18 17:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had diarhea so bad i could s**t through a screen door without it touching a wire.
2006-06-18 17:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by azriel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever farted so hard your back cracked???
2006-06-18 17:32:03 · answer #8 · answered by Toy1965 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋