At a school dance, a girl started grinding on me. I instantly got a ***** but she continued. I ended up ejaculating and it left a visible stain on my pants. Everyone saw it and made fun of me. What is the best way to rebuild my image so everyone doesnt think im a loser.
2006-06-18 17:23:57 · 28 answers · asked by Borat K 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
ha ha
2006-06-18 17:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
School, that is the answer.
School is not the end of your life, only the beginning. Find a few friends you can talk to. Talk about it with them and share your embarrasment. You can find some that feel like it could happen to them just as easy as it did for you. You may not be in the popular group or the most popular in your school, but ask Bill Gates, he wasn't either.
You are lucky you don't have much chance of peaking in high school. Your peak will come at a more meaningful time in your life. Later when you can better take advantage of it.
Get by best you can and rest assured, things pass. This could be an opportunity to show maturity. If asked about the incident in the future, ask them, have you seen so and so dance, she could make the principal mess his pants. Play it off and go on.
Better luck in College and with your carreer!
Here's a good idea for graduation: before you go up to accept your diploma spill something on your pants and as you walk off the stage, lift your gown and display it loud and proud! You will get courage and entertainment points for years!
2006-06-19 00:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ken C. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just laugh about it with others. Im sure it was embarrasing but things like that are just part of life and they happen. dont worry about it too much and push it to the back of your mind. Others will eventually forget about it too. If people do bring it up, just laugh along with it. Act like it doesnt bother you because when people see this, they will think that its not as funny any more because the humour has been drained out.
The more you think about it, the more people will be able to easily destroy your confidence. So start now, by acting like nothing happened and they will get over it also.
Nobody will think your a loser anyway- like i sed, its natural. :)
2006-06-19 00:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by Evie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give yourself a break...we all have those embarassing moments. I had one this week...not like yours but humiliating none the less. I'm 38 and decided to take an adult gymnastics class for stress relief and exercise. I used to compete and was pretty decent back in my day. Well I get to my first class thursday and most of the "adults" are barely 18. I was the oldest person there and to top it off i tripped during a round-off and fell right on my face...Literally on my face. The entire place was laughing. I decided to laugh too...we are all human and you aren't a loser. Chances are in a week your "incident" will be forgotten. Hang in there!
2006-06-19 00:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by UCURGYPSY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will soon forget it.
In the meantime, try focusing the attention on the girl. Say things like, "hey man, she's hot. If she was grinding up against you I bet you wouldn't have lasted as long as i did!"
In the adult world, what happened to you...sex in a public place in front of everyone...now that's something for a tv station like showcase. Many men and women fantasize about stuff like this. You just accomplished what a lot of people just dream about.
2006-06-19 00:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by monkiegirl37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry hon, until the next incident by someone else...This will be the tale heard 'round the world. Just suck it up and LAUGH at yourself! Having a sense of humor about it might be the only way to deal with it, unless of course you change schools.
2006-06-19 00:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish i had a better answer other then to just stay up. You could have just moved away from the girl but things like this happens. Stay strong, i really dont think there is anything else you can do
2006-06-19 00:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by Minnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to laugh it off and hope no one was recording it otherwise you'll end up like star wars kid moving from school to school trying to find someone that hasn't heard of your legacy.
Good comebacks:
"Hey heard you creamed your pants"
"Yeah I did, when I saw your sister/mama"
"Dude you should have seen all of that ****! I could have flooded the place"
"Laugh now because when you go to sleep I am going cut open your chest and masturbate into your viscera"
Improvise, you'll "come" up with something.
2006-06-19 00:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by "The Mangler" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not being a loser, its knowing everything is working properly. You ought to reward your pecker with a ribbon or something. She must have been grinding pretty hard. Screw what everybody thinks, man, I'll bet that chick is really digging you.
2006-06-19 00:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by will 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg. A guy at my school has had something similar happen to him. Your true friends will come through and stand up for you. Try not to make it a big deal. Give it time and people will start forgatting about it.
2006-06-19 00:26:56 · answer #10 · answered by morgan girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in on the joke. Make fun of yourself. Act like it doesn't bother you. As soon as they realize they're not getting a reaction they'll get bored and find someone else to pick on.
2006-06-19 00:28:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋