My wife is having a breast operation, please help?

Question

She told me she wants to have her 2 breasts joined to make 1 bigger boob. I have tried to tell her this won't look normal and that bra's would be impossible to find. She will NOT listen! Please give me some things to tell her that will convince her not to do this.

Answer 1

I had that same operation. It was a breeze and I love my uni-boob.

Answer 2

I don't know what kind of advice to give you, but I have met a girl who had a botched augmentation that ended up with just one really large boob and it looked strange. This girl was very very self-conscious about the uni-boob and I think your wife may end up like that.

Answer 3

Since you are the same intellectual individual who is asking about how to buy drugs for his 15 year old son, it seems to me that you already have some.

Answer 4

Actually she could indeed wear a sports bra with NO PROBLEMS. However, it will cause her a LOT of back pain.

Answer 5

Maybe she feels having three boobs in her life is too much.

Answer 6

I just checked out all of your other questions...

You love being the king of controvesy! Is this Eminem? :-)

Answer 7

"Oh come on now,,,,, I thought I finally found someone on here that was going to get a Breast job done...... What a disappointment to me....... all because you are bored.......!"

Answer 8

You always have the FAKEST questions in the world! it makes me mad but it's amusing... keep it up!

Answer 9

tell her you will start sleeping with the neighbor because she will have two to choose from lol

Answer 10

Dude, this is a good thing. Unless you have two mouths, this will is a great solution. :-)