So my son has been a complete jerk to me. I have given him a 60 inch plasma screen tv, an xbox 360 with nearly every game that comes with it. He has his own room and a mercedes that is all his once he turns 16. But he wanted me to get him tickets for him and all his friends to a boxing match, I tried but they were sold out. Scalping the tickets would have costed me 3000 dollars each, and I felt that was too much for boxing. My son in retaliation slashed my tires so I couldn't get to work. And destroyed my computer (which has all my banking and checking files on it). So that night I took a needle and thread while he was asleep and sold his anus hole shut. He has since been complaining and can't get them out and is suffering from severe constipation. Who is wrong in this scenario and how long should I let it continue?
2006-06-18 15:59:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
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2006-06-18 16:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by hanzpoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read the other questions you've asked. You are an a.s.s.h.o.le if there ever was one. It must have taken you hours,to come up with a question like this!. So far I've figured out,that you are not married,you don't have children,and you are certainly not a 56 year old man,who wants to "screw" his own mother. I'm sorry that you are a lonely kid,with no friends,nobody to like or care about you,and you figured you'll meet some "do-do" on "YA",who will agree with your idiotic questions. Don't worry honey,someone out there will prove me wrong,and will give you the idiotic answers your looking for! (lol)
2006-06-19 07:59:03 · answer #2 · answered by Squeakers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I seriously doubt you sewed his anus hole while he was sleeping.
As for the rest of your scenario, he's spoiled. A brat. Talk to him. Be firm. Do what you'll say you'll do. no empty threats. And as a last resort, boot camp.
2006-06-18 23:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by Melonball 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life
2006-06-18 23:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by kiddo1195 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r a complete cyco!! that is so perverted and mean un sew it u freak! i doubt u did tho! but on the other hand u spoil him and dont give him dicipline, except that nasty thing, u need to take him to a counselor if he has tantrums like that, and u both need help!
2006-06-18 23:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you enjoy making up situations and unrealistic questions. You must not have anything better to do. Save this site for people who need it and are serious.
2006-06-18 23:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by TellMe08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im kinda thinking so..... thats terrible for what hes doing, but also the way you reacted/retaliated... thinking things over before you act is a good way to NOT have problems
2006-06-18 23:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by jomie4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i doubt you sowed his anus hole in his sleep he would have woken up but he sounds like a
little brat that thinks he can get what ever he wants
2006-06-18 23:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by Ding 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life.
2006-06-18 23:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem to write very well - it will come in handy when you're in prison trying to make new friends.
2006-06-18 23:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to start taking your meds again.
2006-06-18 23:16:28 · answer #11 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋