What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you??

Question

Things that really happened, nothing invented!!!!....
10 points for the funniest and best answer!!!

Answer 1

I was 17 years old and working on a small ranch in central British Columbia. On a Sunday afternoon the rancher had a BBQ for all the neighbors. He wouldn't let me drink but I sneaked a few beers. I had to go to the toilet and rather go into the house I went into a nearby barn and left the door slightly open. As I was peeing a heifer in the barn made a dash for the door. I knew if it got out I would be in big trouble so I lunged for it and caught it by the tail. Being off balance it dragged me out the door bawling as it went. When everybody looked over what they saw was me with a heifer by the tail trying to put my pecker back into my pants

Answer 2

The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me has to be when I was taking my nephew shopping, and I noticed a lot of people were looking at me in a really funny way. I even had some guys on motorbikes whistling, and yelling at me. I didn't pay any attention because I figured that people were people, and that they like to stare at others. Anyway, when I went in the clothing store with my nephew, I noticed that people were STILL looking at me funny. Well, I decided to see what all the fuss was about. I dragged my nephew into the ladies bathroom with me, and I stood in the full length mirror. Well, it seems that my zipper had come undone, and I was walking around the whole time like this never knowing. It wouldn't have been that bad except I had chosen to go sans underwear that day, and so I had been giving people a clear view of my goodies, and it seems that that had been the reason for the men whistling and calling to me. That had to be the MOST embarrassing moment of my life!

Answer 3

Not sure I should be admitting this...but what the heck...I was 14 and was and still am very uneducated about anything automotive. My boyfriend at the time was pulling into an auto parts store and I asked him what was wrong and he said it was no big deal he just needed some "blinker fluid" and asked me if I minded going in for him. Of course being love struck and would do anything for this guy and his camaro I went bouncing into the store. I marched up happilly up to the counter like I owned the place thinking I knew what I was doing and asked the guy working for the brand and amount of "blinker fluid" I needed. I've never seen a group of guys laugh and poke fun at a girl in all my days...they had to get the whole store involved. I was clueless to what they were laughing at still being so naive. Well in comes my b/f and spills the joke. I have never turned so red without being sunburned. I laughed it off...but it was very humiliating being that dumb.Needless to say I laugh about it now and tell the story to folks and always get a laugh. Girls and cars...sheesh

Answer 4

Well, it was my fault, and I don't find it funny, but here goes nothing.
While being drunk out of my mind, I've cried on my brother's shoulder for an hour, made out with an uber-ugly guy, and vomited repeatedly...I can remember only fractions of this, but these "lovely" scenes took place in my old high school, in front of old teachers and in front of a guy that I fancy.And I've ruined my brothers prom. Not cool. Not cool at all.

Answer 5

I followed a guy into the men's restroom as I was having a conversation. He continued talking while he started "doing his business" and I noted that there were other guys as well.
I ran out and couldn't look him in his eyes for a few days...

Answer 6

I was taking lifeguarding class, and my instructor was an attractive red haired college student... I was about 12 at the time.

She was showing the class how to pull an unconcious victim out of the water and I was, uhm *winces* "standing at attention" when she yanked me out of the pool.

really embarrasing...

Answer 7

"Hands down!: Big C should get the ten big ones.......!"

Answer 8

um, answering your question! no offense. hahaha!