What's your most embarrasing moment?

Question

How did you react when it happened?

Answer 1

Back in the mid-sixties, my high school American History class went to the band room to listen to a recording on the Civil War. (The teacher was also the band director.) The students were seated in a circle arrangement.
About halfway into the class, I felt the urge to sneeze but stifled it.
Instead, what resulted was a humongous wad of clear snot that
literally covered the lower half of my face!
Being somewhat shy to begin with, I already had my head down while listening to the album. I slowly glanced up to see several of the students directly across doing their best to stifle an outburst of laughter. I was so mortified that I kept my head down for the remainder of the class and didn't dare attempt to wipe it off for fear of drawing yet more attention. It was the final class of the day and I left without looking directly at anyone.

Answer 2

I had gone into Jack in the Box to use the toilet and when I came out I was standing at the counter, all of a sudden my sister came running up behind me tugging something from the back of my jeans. When I turned around she was holding a long strip of toilet paper. I was so embarrassed because as I looked around the dinning room it was full and everyone was giggling. Needless to say I left, my cheeks the color of apples.

Answer 3

sat down at a toliet and found a large snake wrapped around the pipes, ( I ran out without any pants and really did not care at the moment)

Turned out to be a king snake which looks almost like a rattle snake just no rattle

Answer 4

Trying to jump over a tennis net in gym class and landing face first! I kept my hand on my nose and my head down. I was too embarressed to look at anyone. Thankfully I never broke my nose.

Answer 5

I wore a dress made out of crepe material. It started raining and the dress started shrinking as I walked home from the bus stop. It shrank all the way up to my panties and kids were sitting on my porch when I got home. I nearly died from embarrassment.....)(

Answer 6

I totally blanked on a section of my piano piece in my 8th graduation. It was the "Blue Daunbe." I was depressed for days.

Answer 7

Got my Chevy Malibu urinated on by my so-called pal.

Anger and pity; knocked him down and pulled him back up.

Answer 8

Let's see...just last night I fell down the stairs in my condo and sprained my ankle...

...fortunately, there are only four stairs.

Answer 9

this one time i answered a question of a complete stranger via yahoo answers. i was completely unsure of whether she was directing the question to me, but i answered before thinking it through. goodness gracious was my face red..

Answer 10

me and my girlfriend tried having sex in the back of the theater. we didn't know it but a kid was in front of us slouched in his chair peeking through the crack and watching us. it was very embarressing later because he told his parents who reported it. it was very embarressing.