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14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA.
13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man.
12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere."
11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she
learns you're worth 45,000 points.
10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again."
9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List.
8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by.
7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms.
6) You can barely make out your S. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats.
5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.
4) Since her first e-mail, Make.Money.Fast!@cyber-promotions.com has become cold and distant.
3) She's suddenly changed her address to comingout@lesbian.com
2) Ken Starr launches an investigation into your relationship with the mysterious tubby@whitehouse.gov
1) In an ironic twist of fate, you discover that the object of your affection is a curvaceous 18 year old, rather than the geeky 14 year old boy she'd pretended to be.
2006-06-21 18:51:36
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Read a book! It's a good escape. Or call up some friends and do something w/ them. You could also go on a walk. Or you could listen to music. Or if your really desperate you can clean. These things help me pass the time. Even the cleaning thing, it's not much fun, but niether is being bored.
2006-06-18 15:30:38
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answered by Ravi 2
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makes some burnt bored toast, a intense-high quality warm cup of bored tea. Stick on an uneventful video, stroke the bored cat then hop upstairs on your bored mattress and get some intense-high quality bored close-eye. You wont be bored in the journey that your asleep.
2016-12-08 22:30:10
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answer #3
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answered by ? 4
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Read a good book. It can take you places that you have never gone before. You will do things you have never done before. You will be someone your not and fall in love with the sexiest man alive.
Or you could be a wizard, witch, and visit a school of wizardry and learn how to turn your mean fat cousin into a fluffy fat pig.
And it will keep you entertained for hours it does me. And you just might learn something.
2006-06-18 15:35:37
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answer #4
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answered by Anne M 4
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Watch the Much Music Video Awards..
2006-06-18 15:27:04
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answered by Andrea 2
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Make a list of everything and everyone you're grateful for in your life. Imagine that if you don't list it, it will be gone tomorrow. Start with the things you take for granted: food, water, shelter, clothing, shoes, electricity, medical care, schools...
2006-06-18 15:31:50
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answer #6
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answered by da maestro 3
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well when im bored, i go on aim. its a fun way to chat with friends. or i go bug my little brother, but its a risk by getting in trouble. another way to resolve your boredation it to go to the pool or beaqch, and get a nice sun tan. :)
2006-06-18 15:28:19
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answer #7
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answered by ♥Shannon♥ 2
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when im bored i go into foreign language chatrooms its funny because the people get so mad at me... or i watch a movie, tv, take a run, go on the trampoline, sew soemthing, etc...
2006-06-19 03:28:37
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answer #8
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answered by blondecoley 4
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Realize that boredom is the least of your problems and get your life together before you're siting up at night saying "Poor and lonely-- what should I do?".
2006-06-18 15:29:38
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answered by Anonymous
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try talking to a friend or listen to slow sad classical music and think about sad times (it will give you a good cry and it waste time) talk to you parent about someting you can chosse topic
or watch tv
good luck
2006-06-18 15:27:55
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answered by blah 2
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