What does she weight?

Question

Jenny is a very attractive clerk in a candy store. She is 19 years old, is a freshmen at anIvy leaugue university, wears fashionable clothes, and is a highly competent mathematician. She has done a least squares analysis on her weight during the last two years and has found that the best fitting polynomial is a cubic equation. What does she weight?

Answer 1

She weighs candy.

Answer 2

Jenny is fat from working in the candy store because she always nicks a few choccies while the boss isn't looking. The fashionable clothes are stolen too because she didn't have enough money to buy anything because her boss cut her pay because he saw a stolen lolly fall out of her pocket. She is only good at maths coz she can't be bothered trying for anything else. She cheats when it comes to figuring out her wieght though. She just uses a scale.
I think that she is about 120 pounds.............overweight.

Answer 3

120

Answer 4

120 pounds

Answer 5

120!