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i am sitting in front of my monitor drinking 6 pack a day and munching on some chips, i do really wqanna play soccer with chelsea, will they ever buy me? i mean they pay $20 million for people to sit on a bench all year around.

2006-06-18 14:58:35 · 6 answers · asked by Araks G 1 in Sports Football FIFA World Cup (TM)

6 answers

Stop eating chips and drinking beer and stop sitting around your monitor all day, you have to get up! Go to McDonalds 5 times a day and don't walk there, catch a cab or something, there might be a Chelsea Scout, he will think to himself, "Geez this young lad has high intellect, McDonald's is a two- minute walk yet he manages to catch a cab and he is not white, we should sign him immediately before United or Arsenal grab him, we are going to make headlines and im going to get a raise!"

2006-06-18 18:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you're not drinking enough to qualify and munching on chips isn't good enough. You really have to haggle down more than just some chips to even get near a bench... give it some time, let's say, oh, two days... and you'll be ready and primed.

2006-06-18 22:24:32 · answer #2 · answered by wssprout02 1 · 0 0

Yes they will buy you in 4 days.

2006-06-18 22:06:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1 week

2006-06-18 22:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0 0

i think the will buy u in only case

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2006-06-18 22:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by shoubraen 1 · 0 0

tommorow

2006-06-18 22:05:00 · answer #6 · answered by Arods Bro (Durant4MVP) 6 · 0 0

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