i had a bet with my bf that i couldnt take a 40 oz beer bottle in my asssss i did it but now its stuck how do i get it out please help me it hurts and it burns when i pee
2006-06-18 14:56:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
people who stick things up their *** or let someone else stick something up their ***, deserve what they get. Seek medical help. First, see a physician. There's no telling what kind of woolybooger amoeba vermin microbes were on that bottle. Second, seek a psychiatrist. You need help if you think it's okay to do stupid things like this.
2006-06-18 23:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First; next time you feel like you have to take on a bet like that, hit yourself in the head with a brick first. You need to get to the emergency room STAT!!! It's pressing against your bladder, and if you don't have it removed fast you're risking damage to it. And we don't even want to go into what will happen should that bottle break.
2006-06-19 05:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by Bacchante 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! This is worse than the guy with the spoon stuck up his *** a couple of hours ago. I told him to squat but I think you should go to the hospital or something!
2006-06-18 15:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by Tye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahahahahah!! Yeah u better go to the ER or somethin. Haha ooh my, cause if its stuck that bad u could possibly pull out your rectum along with it. Ever seen that pro lifter trying to squat like a thousand ****** lbs? Yeah that could be YOU. Oooh my, haha, well, no anal for him for awhile
2006-06-18 15:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by John Paul Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't Do Things Like That!!!
You seem to be abusing this web site & being strange!
2006-06-19 11:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by www.FreeDebtConsultation.ubb.cc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're serious and can't use a form of lube, get to a hospital!
2006-06-18 14:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U've gotta hurry to da Hospital. that's ur best option now.
2006-06-18 15:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by darkestknight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just push it all the way in! You'll be fine!
2006-06-18 15:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh my god what was u thinking lol are u for real
2006-06-18 15:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by j u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm, sicko
2006-06-18 14:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋