I want candy, bubblegum and taffy,
skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy,
got my penny saved, so I'm her sugar Daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy,
I want candy.
Mess up the mix,
mix up the mess,
come on down, yo, here's the address,
it's 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue.
Gonna get your *** beat, nasty,
do it to your daddy, embarrass your whole family,
just cuz ya came between a kid and his candy,
I want candy, any kind will do,
don't care if it's nutritious or FDA Approved,
it's gonna make me spaz like Bobcat's on booze,
a hyperactive juice that only I can produce,
and build a giant drill, and bore it straight into hell,
releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
so they can walk up on the Earth, and get resituated,
and hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created!
Favorite Episode: Happy Time Harry
2006-06-18 14:57:09
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answered by sylvergyrlie 2
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I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles
I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose
(ladies)
candy... candy...
i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya *** beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
Want some candy, need some candy, feed me candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, give me head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!
(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, its good, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
right next to Gentlemen's club.
2006-06-18 21:58:08
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answer #2
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answered by ? 3
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That song is done by the amazing rapper MC Chris.He's so wonderful.And I haven't been able to find a good site with reliable lyrics to this song.
2006-06-18 21:45:51
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answered by Pork Chop 3
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any with the mooninites...oh and the one with the stripper/handygirl who gets whisked away by an alien driven wrench that's some funny stuff right there. CARL ROCKS!!!
2006-06-18 22:33:46
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answered by Fullmetal Forever 3
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When shake keot on eat a sandwhich which to him to some place where this lillte guy try's to kill him ever time he appear.
2006-06-18 21:51:34
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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the very first episode that the moonanites appeared
2006-06-18 23:01:50
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answered by ceas f 1
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They all kick *** but my favorite is when meatwad gets a pet snake.
2006-06-18 21:44:57
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Bus of the undead.
2006-06-18 21:45:47
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answer #8
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answered by Harold 2
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yes, I like to eat spaghetti and meatballs, oh yeah and garlic bread
2006-06-18 21:48:26
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answer #9
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answered by t_bone 1
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http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/watch.htm
2006-06-18 21:43:37
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answered by KHB 3
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