Go audition for American Idol. But instead of trying to be good, be insanely horrible. Then you can be famous like that Asian guy who thinks he's Ricky Martin.
2006-06-18 14:25:20
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answered by tysmommy29 2
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... short of murder, a valid (yet very inconvenient) method suggested above, the most successful model for fame today is embodied by The Hotel Harlot (you know who I mean - I will not mention her name). The Hotel Harlot has no discernable talents, has scarce beauty, a dead personality, and an insipid character. But what she has is an unquenchable desire TO BE SEEN.
The news media/gossip industry is in constant need of things to show their viewers. The Hotel Harlot, with her love of being seen, is the perfect material for the news/gossip industry.
Follow her model. Go to New York or LA. Find the hot clubs. Dance on the tables. BE SEEN. Wear a string bikini at some unknown person's funeral. BE SEEN. Get 48DDD breasts - and never wear a bra. BE SEEN. Try and auction a night of sex with you on eBay - not to actually do it, but so that you may BE SEEN. Check into a hotel at a small mid-American town, claim you have had 3 family members killed in the Iraq war, and walk around the town naked protesting's "Bush's War". BE SEEN. Say The Dixie Chicks are cowards and didn't go far enough. BE SEEN, and BE SEEN BEING ANTI-WAR. Be relentless in your pursuit of visibility, and you will eventually get photographed and put on the air ... POOF!, you are famous.
2006-06-18 18:19:20
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answered by robabard 5
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The only person who can become famous in one day is someone either Stupid or insane. John Hinkley comes to mind, as does John Wilkes Booth. Not exactly shining examples. So skip in a day and do the work.
2006-06-25 12:17:34
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answered by Sweet Gran 4
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I don't know, what are you good at? Can you act, sing, draw, write.....if you have a natural interest then go all out to be the best at it. There is no point in becoming famous if it is just for admiration from others.
2006-06-18 14:37:30
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answered by applecheeks 4
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As horrible as it is, the one way that has been proven to make you famous that quickly is to comit a terrible crime on a scale to boggle the mind and bruise the soul. As all things do, it costs. Want to see the bill?
-No freedom:you will be imprisoned, probably for life.
-No dignity: whay do you expect in prision?
-No way to enjoy your fame
-No way to profit by it
-No escape from the fall out of your actions
What do you get? A life of nightmare and darkness, branded for life by what you have done, living conditions a corpse would object to, no meaningful contribution to society, fear, pain and a soul shattered.
Are you so sure you want to make that deal?
2006-06-18 14:27:26
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answered by Alezzia 1
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well, if that is the most important thing to you, you could try to kill someone famous - it worked for hinckley. its probably not only the easiest, but also the most sure-fire way to become famous.
2006-06-18 16:32:43
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answered by student_of_life 6
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Have you thought about the consequences of fame ? Your reputation will be controlled by scandal-friendly media. All your friends and enemies make money by talking about you. Nobody smart wants to be your mate because they would be dissected by the media.
Check out hallitubes http://www.hallisystem.bravehost.com...
2006-06-18 14:24:32
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answered by hallitubevolunteer1 3
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Do something wonderful for mankind like join the Peace Corps or teach Nigerian children to read and speak English so they can create better lives for themselves.
2006-06-18 14:44:45
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answered by Bonnie 2
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There are many ways to get there. What do you excel at? Dance,sew,create,sing,paint,etc.. The sky is the limit!! Do you have a secret family recipe that everybody raves about? Go for it!!! Peace.
2006-06-18 14:21:00
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answered by wildrover 6
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Fame comes in many diff rent forms. You can do something good like I do or you can blow up something and write a book about it or play very well in some sort of sport.
2006-06-25 11:22:33
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answered by Anonymous
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