i want to hear some good blond jokes?

Question

my favorite...
a blonde walks into a barber shop wearing a set of headphones, and asks for a hair cut, the barber says," i need you to take off your headphones". "if i take them off, i'll die" she said. the barber shrugged and started cutting, he couldnt do anymore with the headphones on, so again he asks her to remove it. she says, "okay, but i told you", and then takes them off.a few seconds later she falls to the floor...he picked up the headphones and listened, it was saying "breath in, breath out"

Answer 1

a cop on the side of the road sees a car speeding so he pull it over. he looks in and sees a blond at the wheel and asks "what seems to be the problem" She says " I was driving along and out of nowhere pops out this tree. i swerve to miss it and then there was another and another. The officer looks in the car and sighs "Ma"ma thats your air freshener"

Answer 2

There was a blonde, a brunnette, and a red head on a deserted island about 20 miles from shore. The red head decides to swim the 20 miles to shore.She swims about 2 miles in and drowns. The brunnette, who is a bit stronger than the red head, decides to also swim to shore. She swims out about 5 miles and drowns. The blonde then decides to swim to shore. She swims out 5, 10, 15, 19 miles. She is 1 mile from shore and gets tired so she decides to swim back to the island.

Answer 3

A blonde,Brunett,And Red head are walking down the street. The Brunett looks over and says " Ewe, look a dead bird!". The red head looks down and says "Ewe your right , that poor thing." The blond looks into the sky and says "Oh where!"

Answer 4

What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

A brunette.