tell me some good ya momma jokes yeah
2006-06-18 13:26:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
this is some good Sh##
2006-06-18 13:33:21 · update #1
Ok I know some. These are for entertainment purposes only and not to hurt your momma and/or your mother in law LOL--->
1) Yo momma so skinny, she did a hang glider on a dorito
2) Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittle came out
3) Yo momma so hairy, she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Here are other yo momma jokes by category. Enjoy---> http://members.lycos.co.uk/yomommajokes/
2006-06-18 13:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by choosinghappiness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma is so ugly that had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
2006-06-18 20:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by butterflykisses427 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat, her belt size is equator
yo momma so fat, when she lays around the house, she realy lays AROUND the house
yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter, and bugers poped out of george washingtons nose
2006-06-18 20:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont u just watch the tv show "yo mamma" on mtv
its all about telling mamma jokes (its hilarious)
2006-06-18 20:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so fat your family portrait was taken by an aerial photogragh.
2006-06-18 20:31:14 · answer #5 · answered by mlslide 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daughter says, "Mommy, Mommy...what's a lesbian?"
---I don't know go ask your mother
2006-06-18 20:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋