2006-06-18 13:24:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Become a famous pop star, then loose loads of weight so that you look like a twig, leave the pop group and sl@g off the other members, that should work.
2006-06-25 06:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Forget eveyr intelligent thought you have ever had.
2. Dye you hair blond.
3. Have a boob job.
4. Be prepared for the rest of the world to think you are a tart.
5. Make sure you are good looking.
6. If you are all of the above and do not want a professional footballer let me have your number!
2006-06-18 16:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question .
Keep it up and you will go a long way in life.
Most lads play football so you won't have to look to far.
It won't be difficult to find one ,
Probably the best way to marry would be at a church if you like that sort of thing.
2006-06-23 11:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by MICHAEL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a footballer, will you marry me?
U A BEAUTY?
2006-06-18 20:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mme Wangu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get old, and wave your pension book outside old trafford when Rooney comes out, wink,wink. Good luck the future Mrs Shrek, ps can I have an invite lol.
2006-06-22 03:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Vade B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that really funny. I woudn't marry them cause they can be only good at football and nothing else. i mean think about it before you make any wrong decision and ruin thier life. lol
2006-06-18 14:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Love Soccer! GO BRAZIL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your Female asking this Q
Then I suggest you try a sex change
If your male asking this Q
Go into their changing room, Let your trousers fall down (accidently like ) then BEND DOWN SLOWLY (real slowly) to PICK THEM UP.
Your sure to attract someones attention.
2006-06-24 21:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meet one, date him, and ask him too marry you.
2006-06-18 18:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by Stoic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tongue in cheek response:
you GOAL is to just be the NET
for them to use their BALLS to SCORE
GGGGGGGOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!
Congratulations you have advanced from your Group
and are now in the knockout elimination round
You must now sharpen your skills because .............
PENALTY KICKS MAY DECIDE EVERYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. very interesting,when I did a spell check for
" GGGGGGGOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
......."GYNECOLOGICAL" was suggested !!!!!!!!
Oh, I almost forgot to add.....You probably need to say:
"I DO", (but not "adieu" and, I don't think you should marry Freddy Adu - right now he's too young)
2006-06-18 16:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by billhill1066 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to marry with me.
2006-06-18 13:37:26 · answer #10 · answered by Shahab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋