How do you make house paint??

Answer 1

Your a dork dad!!!

Answer 2

Probably the same way you get a man to paint .. give it some beer and a roller. :)

Edited: Okay, here's a real answer.

http://www.ibiblio.org/ecolandtech/rural-skills/homemade/homemade-paint

It gives you a long diatribe on making paint. Personally, I'd go get a coupla gallons of Dutch Boy, but that's just me.

Answer 3

one gallon of paint and a good brush