Any 1 know any stories about dumb criminals?

Question

I know only one:

This guy walked into a police station and said, "This guy sold me some cocain and said it was 3 pounds, but it was actually 1 pound. I demand the guy who sold the cocain to me to be arrested."

Answer 1

My favorite is the guy that was running from the police at night, and could not figure out how they were able to keep following him. He was wearing those sneakers that had lights in them that flashed with every step.

Answer 2

Dumb Crooks Roundup

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN HANDY
A repeat offender got a life sentence for a small-time shoplifting
caper in Jupiter, Florida. The man stole $49.73 worth of boxer
shorts, panties, a sports bra and some cigarette lighters from a Wal-
Mart store. His fatal mistake was flashing a knife at a security
guard -- which turned his petty theft into a felony. Since the man
had been released from prison less than three years ago, Florida's
repeat offender law required the judge to send him away for life
without the possibility of parole.

INSULT TO INJURY

An unemployed sanitation worker in Miami is also facing life in
prison -- for shooting himself in the privates. In a drunken stupor,
the man reached for a pistol he had hidden in his pants. The gun
went off, and the bullet struck the man in the... nuggets. At first,
he told officers someone else had shot him, but changed his story
after paramedics found the shell casing in his underwear. Cops ruled
the shooting accidental, but the man was charged with a concealed
weapons violation and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.
The maximum sentence for those crimes is normally 15 years but,
because the man has a record as a violent career criminal, a Miami
prosecutor is asking the judge to send him away for life. The man's
public defender calls that "ridiculous," and says the man's injury
is punishment enough.

HEY -- WHAT ABOUT MY ACCOMPLICE?

A luckless thief pleaded guilty to the attempted robbery of a
convenience store in Detroit Lakes, Minnesota. The thief told a
passereby he was going to rob the store, gave the man a dollar, and
asked him to go inside and buy a scarf to hide his identity during
the crime. The bystander took the dollar, went inside the store...
and called the police.

OOPS! OF THE WEEK

A thief in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina has learned a valuable
lesson: if you're going to steal restaurant equipment, be sure to
remove pictures of the original owner's grandchildren before setting
the stuff up in your own restaurant. John Ubbing, owner of
Giovanni's Pizzeria in Calabash, North Carolina, lost an assortment
of pizza-making equipment in a March robbery. A refrigerator stolen
in the heist later turned up inside the Myrtle Beach restaurant --
where cops found pictures of Ubbing's grandchildren still stuck to
the side of it. The owner of the second restaurant was arrested.

I TOLDJA COMPUTERS WERE RUINING AMERICA!

During a high school break-in in Plymouth, North Carolina, two
burglars found a camera in one of the classrooms and amused
themselves by taking pictures of each other committing the crime.
When they couldn't figure out how to get the film out of the camera,
they concluded it wasn't loaded and left it behind. The men
apparently didn't realize they'd been fooling around with a digital
camera that stores pictures on a computer disk. Investigators
downloaded the snapshots to a computer and got a complete
photographic record of the break-in. The suspects were quickly
arrested.

I THOUGHT THIS'D BE THE LAST PLACE THEY'D LOOK...!

A Nevada fugitive wanted on fraud charges was arrested in
Connecticut after he blew his cover by applying for a job... as a
police officer. The Connecticut cops discovered the man's fugitive
status during a standard background check. He had passed both the
written and agility tests before being found out. Police called the
man in to headquarters under the guise of getting his fingerprints,
and served him with an arrest warrant instead.

AND FINALLY...

Admitting his 0-4 record is not impressive "on paper," trainers
announced that Lucky, a German shepherd guide dog for the blind in
Wuppertal, Germany, is available for his fifth owner. Lucky led his
first owner in front of a bus, killing him. Then he led the second
off the end of a pier, drowning him. He nudged his third owner off a
railway platform in front of an express train, killing him. And he
walked his fourth owner into heavy traffic, abandoning him to be hit
and killed. The new owner won't be told of Lucky's record -- the
trainers say the dog might sense nervousness "and do something
silly."

Answer 3

There was a video a couple of days ago on abc news that showed a woman going for a register, fought with the clerk, lost her shirt in the process - had nothing on underneath. She ran outside, didn't know what to do, went back in, returned the money for the shirt she lost. Apparently the clerk did not call the police because he felt sorry for her.

Answer 4

A guy robbed a home and while the police was looking around the house for fingerprints ect. They found the mans wallet with his drivers license with a picture and of course his address.

Answer 5

This guy robbed a bank and the alarm went off and he ran for the door and pushed as hard as he could he was stuck inside till the cops came and he realized he has to PULL the door

Answer 6

lol there was this guy on the news a couple weeks ago..

he somehow got into the ceilings of a tobacco store, and after the store closed, he dropped from the ceiling onto the floor. he was trying to steal cartons of cigarettes. so anyway, he gathered together a bunch of cartons, and made his way to the door only to find out he couldnt get out. so he sat there and smoked a cig and waited for the police to arrive. it was hillarious. that was pretty stupid.. it was all caught on surveilence video :)

Answer 7

Some morons robbed a gas station / convenience store on long island. As the get away car tried to pull away,,,,,,,,guess?????






Yes it ran out of gas.

Answer 8

A guy robbed a bank and after he ran out of the bank with the money, he stripped naked because he believed no one could see him without his clothes on. they caught him for indecent exposure and attemped robbery