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2006-06-18 11:16:05 · 22 answers · asked by halliwell_whitelighter 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

bella whats a roofie

2006-06-18 11:23:15 · update #1

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tell her your penis would like to see her vagina

2006-06-18 11:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

(quickly, not quick. That is an adverb there modifying "get her in bed". )

There are two methods. One is to tear down her self-esteem and the other is to build it up. Of the two, the second is the more moral and reliable. The first is the quickest and least reliable.

The problem with the first technique (verbal abuse towards drunk women, for example) is what kind of man it makes you. Disrespectful, self-absorbed, petty - in short, an a**hole. And if you do it at work, you may get fired and later sued. Why would you care to practice such a lousy social skill? Believe me, the sex will not be good enough.

The second technique, complimenting a woman's appearance, taking an interest in her, and supporting her goals is a NEVER LOSE approach. Even if the woman doesn't go to bed with you, she'll want to know you, and feel ok about introducing you to her girl friends. Being masculine - opening doors, bringing gifts, showing leadership and a nice physique - these are enough to get the heat going with a new friend.

Enjoy!

2006-06-18 11:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by Andy 3 · 0 0

Roofies

2006-06-18 11:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are ugly, then that's the only way.
If you are not ugly but over-weight, then lose weight and work out on the Bow-Flex machine.
You could get a face transplant and look like Brad Pitt. But if you are fat, you still would have to lose weight.
Maybe just pick the ugliest girl you can find. She may be desperate enough to go to bed with you right away.

2006-06-18 11:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OK. You are one of the most desperate wannabe of a man I've ever seen in my life. Trying to get a girl into bed quickly is gonna give you something that you don't even want to deal with.

2006-06-18 11:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Williams 3 · 0 0

Ferrari

2006-06-18 11:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by Loyc 3 · 0 0

walk on the streets at nite and wen u see these ladies standing near the path wearing short dresses or nothin visible, go to them and show them money and request for them to have sexs with u...... AND THATS CALLED PROSTITUTION AND THE WOMAN ARE CALLED PROSTITUTES AND THAT IS THE ONLY WAY U CAN GET A WOMAN IN UR BED QUICK COS A "GIRL" WONT BE THAT QUICK TO GET IN UR BED OR NEBODY ELSE'S BED....

2006-06-18 11:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by beautysexychick 4 · 0 0

Your wildest dreams are a good place to start. I'm so glad there are still guys like you who still know what love is all about. The ladies are probably knocking down your door to be with you, right?

2006-06-18 11:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by whabtbob 6 · 0 0

I believe that sex is the gift of God to a married couple. Work on your character because if you are a phony person, you will not get sex even if you are married.

2006-06-18 11:26:16 · answer #9 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0 0

Go caveman! Bonk her with a huge club, drag her Flintstone-style!! (Actually Fred wouldn't be so barbaric).

2006-06-18 11:21:38 · answer #10 · answered by freakydeak69 1 · 0 0

Hair cut get rid of the glasses and closing time at the local ho ho ho house

2006-06-18 11:38:53 · answer #11 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

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