My son cut his hand off using a table saw, but I can't go to the hospital because I have a criminal record. What is the best remedy??
2006-06-18 10:58:13 · 9 answers · asked by bill h 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
OK "Bill" -
You want to humiliate your daughter because she eats all the time, so you shave her head, and send her to school in a "moo moo."
You want justice because your 7 year old said "bad words" he learned from the bus driver. Justice after you punched him in the face.
Is this the same son who just cut his hand off using a table saw?
Bill - get a hobby, other than making up these scenerios to see who's going to fall for them. Try skydiving.
2006-06-18 11:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by kids and cats 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well Bill I think the best thing for you is, give your son a good shot of whiskey, soak the hand and arm in whiskey, and sew the hand back on...
Now then, there is something wrong with your question, since when cant someone with a criminal record go to the hospital?
btw why are you going to the hospital?
2006-06-18 18:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I somehow doubt the validity of your question.
However, if it is real and you are actually in a state of shock and not thinking straight, take a moment, get your son's hand, put it in a bag of ice, wrap your son in a blanket as he will definitely be in shock. Call 911 or get him to a hospital, your criminal record doesn't matter. They are obligated to treat your son.
2006-06-18 18:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by mlblunt_ns 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok well why does your son have a table saw?
what did you do that you cant just faces for your sons hand?
why arent you call 911 instead of login onto yahoo to ask a question?
I hope your son is ok.
2006-06-18 18:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by Denise 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what if you have a record! If you really cared about your son, you would put your problems aside and take him to the urgent care. or have some one else take him to the hospital.
2006-06-18 18:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by kkkatrina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
Call 911 and get him to the hospital now!
2006-06-18 18:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by annar12002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omgoshh you need to get him to the hospital regardless! i don't think they'll check ur background if you go to the hospital, orrr have someone else take him like a family member
2006-06-18 18:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by Veronica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** u serious
go to a ****** hospital
now!
he needs a doctor!
2006-06-18 18:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by kiss2envy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!
Thanks for the laughs!
2006-06-18 18:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by King of Hearts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋