2006-06-18 10:09:05 · 23 answers · asked by psych0bug 5 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Biology
Noel: I love that joke. lol
2006-06-18 16:05:36 · update #1
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
2006-06-18 13:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by Noel 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What sort of existency to you consider???
Bodies are made of the intricate systems, such as the...
- Nervous
- Integumentary
- Endocrine
- Cardiovascular
- Respiratory
- Digestive
- Urinary
....
which mostly consider of stem cells!!!
2006-06-18 10:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by suraj_krsna1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the girls from the Powerpuff Girls, by professor Utonium.
2006-06-18 10:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by Burple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not all, some, no most of them are made with a little bit black pepper, unions and sea salt, they can hay cold you and make u cry
and die with a weeping heart
2006-06-18 10:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
actualy it looks like most of girls are made of that nice stuff but sometime (read mostly) inside there is somethin realy not nice and can cause u to puke LOL (BTW some are made of fat LMFAO)
2006-06-20 03:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by RubenS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not! They are made of the same cells and tissues that boys are made of. And because of that, boys are NOT made of snips, snails, and puppy dog tails! How do you like that?
2006-06-18 10:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF GIRLS ARE MADE OF SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE.........HOW COME THEY TASTE LIKE TUNA FISH?
2006-06-18 12:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by bo_hic_a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, girls are made up of skin, bones, tisssue, blood cells, 80% water, and hormones, namely estrogen, and a little testosterone.
2006-06-18 10:28:04 · answer #8 · answered by girlsoldier02 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the regular flesh and blood.
2006-06-18 10:16:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you made of snip,snails and puppy dog tails?
2006-06-18 10:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋