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like i have bought a roster. live chicken. and i have sex with him. his name is swedish balls. he seems to be getting a little distant. he use to like me tea bagging him. he does not wake up me up in the mornings any more. could this mean i need to buy another roster or get him a chicken to make things more fun.

2006-06-18 08:05:39 · 9 answers · asked by nukkie 1 in Family & Relationships Friends

9 answers

it means you should have yourself commited and turn the chicken over to the humane society for counseling.
What a sicko.

2006-06-18 08:07:55 · answer #1 · answered by yeller 6 · 0 0

are you trying to get laid?
chickens are good for that.

if you are an egg, of course.
but then again, just because you are cracked does not make you an egg.

or are you just chicken

2006-06-18 15:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by cvy2000 3 · 0 0

u need to take urself to a mental hospital and bring the rooster along with u just for being near u

2006-06-18 15:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by rjekqlw 5 · 0 0

You ought to try and learn how to spell and using correct grammar could help too.
"Don't do drugs and stay in school"
We'll have "More On" this later...

2006-06-18 23:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by THEM 2 · 0 0

He's definitely trying to tell you something. It's over honey. Move on.

2006-06-18 15:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u shouldnt harass roosters like that or have 3 somes with them either......u could get bird flu

2006-06-18 15:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by akalilbit08 2 · 0 0

I love to crumble graham crackers in my coffee. Anyway...next question....

2006-06-18 15:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 · 0 0

hmmm, maybe you are not doing right and he is trying to break up with you

2006-06-18 15:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

who cares!!!!!!!!!!!111

2006-06-18 15:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by lillyshamshom 4 · 0 0

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