2006-06-18 07:55:59 · 27 answers · asked by bleachy22 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Paint your body with 2 inch black and white hexagons and give her the keys to a brand new mini van.
2006-06-18 08:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by crutnacker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard about you guys. You hang out at soccer games, talking about soccer gameology, pretending to be interested in the game all the while you are checking out the mothers. As Gomer Pyle would say, "Shame, Shame, Shame!"
2006-06-18 14:59:38 · answer #2 · answered by jumpingrightin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
become a soccer coach, or become the male equivalent of a soccer mom to find some common ground.
2006-06-18 14:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by sergio SoIcy Martinez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please respond. Why a soccer mom? It's eerie that someone would specifically look for a "soccer mom" without having an ulterior motive. You sound a little suspicious to me.
2006-06-18 15:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by leeesad12 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear t shirts with 'proud daddy' on them.
jeans
short, normal haircut.
Act overly zealous about your child, gush about his/her accomplishments.
Compliment the mum on her parenting skills, NOT her physical appearance. Suggest you all go to a 'family restaurant',
This is very easy pickins, as men are generally so gross that if you even act half interested in your child or in someones brain/skill, etc, the women fall all over themselves trying to 'get at you'. Easy. Go for it.
Beware their wrath if you are insincere. They are a dedicated brood of vipers if wronged.
2006-06-18 15:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Win the World Cup.
2006-06-18 15:00:38 · answer #6 · answered by Answerman9000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Making some type of relation to soccer. Seeming interested in it. Then gradually reel her in.
2006-06-18 14:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by Keketso M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go To soccer games and practice and make sure you talk to her every chance you get.
2006-06-18 14:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by dlow1972 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to soccer games and such but u probly wont get one because most soccer moms are married with kids
2006-06-18 14:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where tight jeans and stuff that crotch. Mature soccer moms love young dudes with a package.
2006-06-18 15:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋