What is a good way to slip a cute waitress a note when my wife is with me?

Question

Don't want to get busted ya know ;)

LIsten, for all of you who are complaining about this question, cut it out. My wife got fat OK? She was skinny when I married her now she's fat so shut up!

Answer 1

Asking us to shutup only solicited I think even more aggressive answers. Anyhow, someone noted to slip a note inside the money. Try this: Business card underneath a credit card or, make a point of doing or saying something silly in which she would remember you, and call the restaurant from your cellphone in private. Write something on a 5 dollar bill, keep it in your wallet for those opportune moments. Have your wife drink a lot of coffee or whatever so that she'll have to use the restroom, then you'll have your chance maybe - think up a good excuse though if you have to explain why you are not at the table if she comes back before you expect. When signing the credit card receipt, quickly right down your cell #. Now - I don't know what you would write on any note you would want to slip, but anyhow, here are some ideas for you so give me the big points now please, thanks.

Answer 2

There is no good way b/c eventually your wife will find out you are doing things behind her back. You got married for a reason ... I hope. Don't go betraying your word to her just so you can hit on a cute waitress. The waitress is there to do her job not to flirt with the clientel, her job requires her to serve you the food ... end of story.

And who's to say your wife doesn't check up with what you do online? Your worried about her finding out at a restaurant when all she has to do is look up your s/n here and find what you wrote.

Like I said ... you took vows for a reason and it did not say sneaking behind her back was okay. Be honest with your wife ... she's probably done millions of things for you that you take for granted. And how do you repay her? By hitting on waitresses. If I were her, you'd be on the curb already looking for a new place to stay.

Answer 3

Have you ever considered this fact : What if YOUR wife wanted to slip a handsome guy ( waiter ) a note when you and she were out dining? Don't EVER forget the fact that some guys like large women. What about your children? ( if you have any ) Have you even considered them? How do you think it would make them feel to know that their dad is cheating on their mother if they were to find out? Before you step out on her, don't you think it would be better if you would encourage her to join a gym ( get a dual membership for the BOTH of you ) or just begin to walk with her. I'm sure she would love it if you showed MORE interest in her and begin to help her achieve a more healthy & desirable weight. IF you TRULY love her, cheating on her IS NOT the answer, begin to show her and love her by helping her to accomplish that " school girl figure " she had when you married her. After all, if you flip the script, would YOU be happy or ticked off if you were to find out that she were planning on stepping out on you? Is it REALLY worth it to cheat on her? Your relationship will NEVER be the same once she finds out. Furthermore you mentioned that you " don't wanna get busted ". Good !!!! The BEST way NOT to get busted is to remain faithful and monogamous to your wife.

Answer 4

So why are you married still. Apparently you dion't have enough self respect and self honor to move on. You sound like yiou are unfaithful 100% and have done this before. What do you think this cute waitress will think when she see's you come in with your wife? She will see that you are a cheat and have nothing to do with you. What have you got to offer this waitress, a future of hiding in th corner, you won't be able to go out anywhere near your house, what are you going to say if you meet up with her and go to lunch only to find your neighbors sitting in the booth next to you and her, and your wife is nowhere in sight? You have nothing to offer, no future, no trips, no "tke ya out ta dinner". You say don't want to get caught ha ha? Give all us women a break, she won't have anything to do with you so forget it. Pick up a hooker or hire a Call Girl and rent a room. Thats all you have to offer anyway. Never anything permanent and if shes cute she is probably already going with someone else, are you going to ask her to cheat too! Grow up and get a divorce, so what if you have to pay child support you *&^%$!

Answer 5

If you are not happy with your wife, you need to let her know. Did you by any chance state "unless you get fat" in your wedding vows?

I think slipping a note to a waitress while with another woman would be VERY UNappealing to the waitress. Any decent woman wouldn't give you a second thought. Don't be waiting for your phone to ring any time soon.

Answer 6

I'm sure the waitress is fully aware that the woman with you is your wife or that you are in some way in a relationship with her, and if you're an asshole when you're with her, why would she want to be with you or even give a **** about you and your little note.

Besides that, if you're wife got fat, why are you taking her out to eat.
Stay home and drink Slim Fast with her.

Answer 7

I suspect your wife already knows you are a jerk, so I don't need to tell ya. So, I hope that you go out with the waitress and she gives you an STD, your wife finds out, divorces you, takes everything you have and you end up living in a box under the bridge. Good day!!

Answer 8

Yikes!
Touched a nerve here, haven't you?

:)

Let me just tell you that you are the man I've been waiting for all my life.

I'm not a cute waitress, but I play one on TV. And, let me tell you: if you were at my table, buddy, I'd think I'd died and gone heaven. Just the thought of the chance to flirt with you while your wife was there?

Sheer bliss.
Class act.

And, oh, by the way?
Your wife has just been notified that you posted this question.


Have a nice day. ;)

Answer 9

That is so wrong of you. I have a solution to your problem though. Get a divorce from your wife, and then ask out the hot waitress. That will work out for everyone.

Answer 10

To be honest I am a waitress, and if there's a couple together, the first thing we look for is a ring. So, if you did slip her the note, she probably won't think much of you, so you're better off not. Sorry.