i give up bush is right and how do i become a good republican?

Question

what church please ?
what business.?
I have a ba from ucla and want the right follow up degree from a good university respected by conservatives?
i am rejecting all liberal thinking and am turning my will over to you help me before they come and try to take me back to liberal .
thoughts which will only lead me to hell .
social science is my major with a minor in accounting iwas going to head a goverment agency to help the needy but realize it is up to them and handouts never work the hand keeps coming back .

Answer 1

Any bigoted church will do. Try the Southern Baptists or the Evangelicals.

Business? Design faulty voting machines, just be sure they go to the right, not left.

Try the University of Miami, FL- should be crooked enough for them.

This part is tricky- you can't just reject liberal thinking, you need to reject all thinking. So join Rush Limblah's 24/7 club, take that free sample of Oxycontin that comes with each membership, and plug those headphones in. Do not move, do not attempt to interact with any other human beings for at least ten hours. Twelve if you can hold it that long.

You're on your way. Good luck.

Answer 2

Yeah, well maybe someone like you could make some dramatic changes. Sure, if all you give people is a handout, the hand keeps coming back. Remember the old adage about giving a man a fish and he eats for a day, while if you teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Why not develop some creative ways to deal with those less fortunate in our society? Liberals tend to believe writing a check is all it takes; Republicans tend to think giving the money to the "fat cats" is all it takes. Neither concept is correct. Instead of rejecting what you see as a abject failure, why not become a leader toward social reform in this country to benefit everyone and level the playing fields? Check out Bushwacker!, a new blog at www.blogger.com - it's kind of disturbing, but it might also provide you with some inspiration on how to help make this world a better place for all of us.

Answer 3

I used to be a devout liberal also. What changed it all for me was getting saved and getting off drugs. Then my brain started to function normally and I began to use rational thought instead of just bouncing emotionally off the walls. Nothing like God's truth and actual evidence to change your views.

Don't turn your will over to anyone but God/Jesus. Go ahead and work where you want to--they will always need another conservative at the government agency. Think of it as missionary work. lol

If you are truly seeking God, I suggest starting with the book of John, then Acts, then Matthew, Mark and Luke and so on.
If you don't have a copy you can read for free at: http://www.biblegateway.com
I suggest you try the New International Version (NIV) or the New American Standard Bible (NASB,) these are the two most accurate translations from the original texts into modern English. They are both "word and thought" translations.

To help you understand conservative thought try reading a couple of Ann Coulter's books, her latest "Godless" is a great choice. There is so much more to it than the one comment being endlessly chewed on my the talking heads. Then read Newt Gingrich's book, "Winning the Future," or John Stossel's book, "Myths, Lies, and Downright Stupidity," or "Strategery," by Bill Sammon, or "The Essential Ronald Reagan,"
by Lee Edwards, or "God and Ronald Reagan,"
by Paul Kengor.

Before you select a grad school you might want to check out: "The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America" by David Horowitz.

Answer 4

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Congratulations on joining the VRWC! (Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy).

First, buy a complete wardrobe of navy-blue suits, white shirts and red power ties. Join any Christian church, except Catholic ... Methodist or Baptist is best. Be sure to kick a Jew every day; call your local Jews-R-Us to schedule delivery!

If you want to go into business, try starting out with a fast-food franchise; this gives you an excellent opportunity to underpay and overwork your employees, as well as hiring illegals! Also, fast-food places usually sponsor youth sports, which will get kids and their parents into your stores after their games. Be sure that the teams you sponsor have at least one minority member, but no more than 4. (For purposes of public image, Asians do not count as minorities.)

Befriend local police chiefs and political leaders to show how much you support law and order. Contribute generously to them, so they can help you circumvent any laws or orders that you find inconvenient. Also, the people you contribute to the most are the ones who will appoint you to that government agency job that you want.

Once you are head of your own government agency, remember above all the two magic words, "feasability study". When Congress appropriates a certain amount of money for you to give to the poor, spend 90% of it on studies to determine who is qualified to receive the last 10%. These studies can be contracted out to companies owned by major Republican campaign contributors.

Brush up on your writing skills so you can publish a tell-all book after you're indicted.

Good luck in your new Republican career!

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Answer 5

That is easy alot of hours of Fox News so that you can appropriately get the false info that these people are getting. Second the church you need to go to is that church in Kansas who protest outside of soldiers funerals. Third I have a degree from a school that is respected by Conservatives, Oklahoma State University. Honestly it only backed up my liberal mindset. So if you are serious about this, which I don't think you are, good luck and maybe you will be the only one I can get a serious debate from around here.

Answer 6

It's not that "handouts never work" it's that "Government handouts never work!"

Take your good intentions of serving people and helping others and apply them through a private agency--there are very, very many that would be happy to work with you and you would find a rewarding career.

Private agencies have been shown time and time again to be much more effective at creating lasting change in the lives of people than through government programs attempting to do the same thing.

Answer 7

Find one of those big giant churches out in Orange County that has lots of money and a charismatic preacher that makes people feel good about being hypocrites. USC (University of Spoiled Children) is a good University for you. That's where all of Nixon's people went and that's where the Rove tradition of attack and labelling started. You better hurry, though, after next November a lot Neocons will be looking for work.

Answer 8

You don't have to be a liberal to help people, a lot of Conservative people help the needy. we just believe people need to stand on their own feet after a couple of months of hand outs. The liberals want to set you up for life to depend on the government. And every government program they want to set up to help you, they come back and say, well we are going to need a little more of your money, so we have to raise taxes. after all were helping the needy. the more government entitlements means more taxes. Because we are the government. Just look at France they have so many government entitlements, that when the government ran out of money, people rioted because they didn't get their checks. Congratulations on getting your mind back.

Answer 9

Bush has always been right, or at least the lesser of the evils in my opinion. LOL. I am nondenominational. I have a BA in Psychology. How to become a better Republican is the same on how to become better at anything, study it..learn more about it, and get involved doing your part. Hope I have been of some help. Good luck to you. :)

Answer 10

You are starting out wrong. Republicans don't give up. That is why the House and Senate are both in Republican hands even though we hold a minority of the vote.

It takes commitment.